Andrew Thompson

Writer and Jennifer Pettifyr wrangler.
Definitely less funny than I think I am.

[Andrew Thompson @thompson_ap]

"You drive like I make love, Simon. Infrequently and with sh#t technique. Nobody ever wants to get in twice!"

Margery Allingham meets Malcolm Tucker.
https://t.co/JF0I61OUAw

#iartg #writingcommunity #comedy #thriller #MustRead #LitChat #KindleUnlimited #pettifyr #ebook #ebooks

[Andrew Thompson @thompson_ap]

@TharriesYT Breakout star Paddy Considine also? I mean.. really?x
Love all of your DW stuff btw :)

[Andrew Thompson @thompson_ap]

Final day of #USA #Holiday in #Atlanta #Georgia after the #Candler Hotel and World of #coke #CocaCola. Awesome trip, even the #shark was gorgeous. I mean, just look at him. #cuddle or what?

[Andrew Thompson @thompson_ap]

Quiet night in...

#scarletlady #bahamas #scarletnight #virginvoyages #kinglargeoctopus

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@BBCSport @BBCOne @BBCiPlayer @BBCSounds #meadyoutonight #inxs

[Andrew Thompson @thompson_ap]

@BBCMOTD That move was #matrix football at its finest. Roll on Sunday!#lionesses #WEURO2022

[Andrew Thompson @thompson_ap]

@IanWright0 @Lionesses @AlexScott Awesome! :) xx

[Andrew Thompson @thompson_ap]

@Lionesses @frankirby @GoogleCloud_UKI Absolute powerhouse! :) xx

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#ENGSWE Superstars xxx #Lionesses

[Andrew Thompson @thompson_ap]

@bmeado9 Awesome :)
#meadyoutonight #inxs #EnglandNorway
#englandvnorway #EURO2022 #bethmead #englandwomen

[Andrew Thompson @thompson_ap]

#beer at the best bar in #brentwood
The Peasants' Revolt!
#essex #holiday

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#thestretfordian #Manchester
#bristol #angst #NewMusic

https://t.co/IXl6Fg4aDj

[Andrew Thompson @thompson_ap]

First time away for two years... #badlyoutofpractice #whatdocument?

[Andrew Thompson @thompson_ap]

#pettifyr. Jennie will be back soon.
#mystery #blackcomedy #essex

Thanks to Les (#germancreative on #fiverr) for the cover xx Always x

[Andrew Thompson @thompson_ap]

'A games mistress who doesn't also teach Geography?! I don't think so people...'

https://t.co/GPRlT5I66i

[Andrew Thompson @thompson_ap]

@Daily_Express @Daily_Express and yet still so much less pernicious than your nasty, nasty little right wing hate rag...

[Zarah Sultana MP @zarahsultana]

The Spectator is apparently set to run a hit piece against @MarcusRashford.

This magazine has published articles saying black people have lower IQs, that "there's not nearly enough Islamophobia in the Tory Party", & defending Greek neo-Nazis.

They're not fit to lick his boots.

[Andrew Thompson @thompson_ap]

@SamanthaABaxter @NHSMillion Sadly social media is full of opinionated w#nkers who have no f#cking clue how hard NHS staff work, how technically and emotionally challenging their jobs are or how far the average, entitled member of the public falls short of ever being capable of doing that job. Morons.

[NHS Million @NHSMillion]

Honest tweet now. This account is run by frontline NHS staff. There’s just 3 of us. We have tried our best to get out what is happening on the ground. But we are completely exhausted. If you support what we are doing pls will you follow & RT this to your followers? Thank you 🙏🏻