thomas greaves

little things enthusiast

[thomas greaves @thosgreaves]

There are no changing tables in the restrooms of the Houston IAH @Marriott so my wife had to change our baby’s dirty diaper on her hands and knees on the bathroom floor. Do better!

[thomas greaves @thosgreaves]

@MarkEHartman Happy to if you still need it!

[Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1]

There is no such thing as an after-birth abortion.

[thomas greaves @thosgreaves]

@DocDifferently What directories do you use?

[thomas greaves @thosgreaves]

Wife: “Do you think if we’re bad enough (good enough? 🤔) we will get to come back in the next life as stupid?”

[thomas greaves @thosgreaves]

@PGmoney He may be worried his new gerrymandered district that includes Lawrence and Topeka won’t reelect him 🧐

[thomas greaves @thosgreaves]

@the_transit_guy Aren’t Indianapolis city limits and Marion County one and the same? Of course Indy isn’t as dense as Paris but I think it may not be the best city to use for this example.

[thomas greaves @thosgreaves]

@alexcisfordmd Not every time, but sometimes

[thomas greaves @thosgreaves]

@PGmoney …or ever had good sex?

[thomas greaves @thosgreaves]

@PGmoney It’s like they’ve never heard of noncontraceptive uses of contraceptives

[thomas greaves @thosgreaves]

@JonAcuff Rainy Day Books, Fairway, KS (Kansas City)

[thomas greaves @thosgreaves]

@PGmoney Not if you intentionally send new years cards! Who needs one more thing to do by EOY

[thomas greaves @thosgreaves]

@PulmCrit Be thankful for what you have!

[thomas greaves @thosgreaves]

@HazenShort Don’t sleep on Pair of Thieves from Target

[thomas greaves @thosgreaves]

By who? Hutch?

[KSN News Wichita @KSNNews]

Wichita named best summer travel and vacation destination https://t.co/Qye0RXjh5F

[thomas greaves @thosgreaves]

Not sure why anyone/everyone needs to hear this, but if you are the person accompanying someone else to their surgery, you should answer your phone when it rings

[thomas greaves @thosgreaves]

@francesblank It was 2010. This site is rampant with misinformation.

[thomas greaves @thosgreaves]

Bought a beer and some animal crackers at the airport because I’m a gosh darn adult dang it

[thomas greaves @thosgreaves]

@PGmoney I think Cubs territory is too small…

[Dr. Barbara Bollier @BarbaraBollier]

I don’t expect Roger Marshall to understand the anger Kansans feel when dozens of little kids are murdered and he does nothing but pay lip service to the NRA, but it would behoove him to try.