Derrick Mommson

Something inspirational, followed by a penis joke

[Andrew Malcolm @AHMalcolm]

For every retweet this gets, Pedigree will donate one bowl of dog food to dogs in need! 😊 #tweetforbowls http://t.co/z4rmc2HsGT

[ROY CROPPER not @RoyCropperNOT_]

When you're playing your dad on the play station, and he's fucking clueless.

https://t.co/fETdy2x4dh

[Derrick Mommson @threecheeseplea]

"I don't wanna wait, for our liiives to be over..." https://t.co/SILArXvgzh

[Sal @sallythedog13]

Dom Webb speaking in human rights debate at Lib Dem conference

[Derrick Mommson @threecheeseplea]

Well, he is a keeper to be fair. https://t.co/cK96zr74FX

[Derrick Mommson @threecheeseplea]

@puremedia123 @Ads_Smith Yeah, but Carl Lewis never played Russian roulette

[Derrick Mommson @threecheeseplea]

Horrendous, but not surprising, sadly https://t.co/8ek0NnkBjw

[Rosalba O'Brien @rosalbaob]

Horrendous account of a blogger murdered in Bangladesh for his secular beliefs http://t.co/akpz5c9n4l via @Reuters

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

Sorry Ed. It seems I knocked your "I'm a human" piece down the news agenda.

[Derrick Mommson @threecheeseplea]

Free speech eh? > Bad Jews poster 'censored' on London Tube http://t.co/e9dcKI7fDG

[Derrick Mommson @threecheeseplea]

Willing to bet someone, somewhere is putting together a gallery of screengrabs of people who made spelling mistakes in a #WorldBookDay tweet

[Derrick Mommson @threecheeseplea]

I'm going to overdose on moderation. Apparently it's really good for you

[Mark Grainger | Blossom Tree Copy @MarkGrainger]

First the Pope says he'll punch you if you insult his mum and now it's okay to hit your kids. Bit of a radge for a holy leader, isn't he?

[Derrick Mommson @threecheeseplea]

Londoners hoping for enough snow to build homes http://t.co/tFMFqZC1Iw via @sharethis

[Derrick Mommson @threecheeseplea]

Not very secretive then? RT @thei100: Meet the secretive group using hidden cameras to fight injustice http://t.co/UkfrWTe8OC

[Independent Voices @IndyVoices]

LaBeouf rape claim: Would you say to a woman 'Why didn’t you fight them off?' asks @gracedent
http://t.co/ELDPH3OdXx

[Lucy Tobin @lucytobin]

Just had press release about a company making Christmas jumpers for cows. #autumnstatement relief. A jersey, perhaps

[AngryBritain.com @AngryBritain]

Do you think @nick_clegg only let his wife go on #GMB if they agreed to interview him as well?

[Derrick Mommson @threecheeseplea]

@jessbrammar @huffpostgay There's an Enola Gay joke in there somewhere

[HungarianBarbarian @StevieBryant]

.@HuffPostUK inflicting physical violence for attacking an ideology and voicing dissenting opinion is abhorrent, not fantastic.

[Derrick Mommson @threecheeseplea]

@reporterboy @fleetstreetfox Beware the Penis Of Truth!...

[Rachel Brookes @RachelBrookesTV]

.@McLarenF1 confirm Sporting Director Sam Michael will leave at the end of the season. He and his family are returning to Australia #skyf1