threemilesfromspace

Where we stand is only three miles from space.

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@ceefaux If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can wait 10-14 days for delivery….

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@anon_opin Quiz on my face?

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@OctopusEnergy I have had two emails today regarding changes to my account which I did not request. Customer services have advised the first one was ‘an error’, awaiting to hear back on the second. For a company who prides themselves on their customer service, not good enough.

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@reformexposed Andrea Jenkyns in boots with a riding crop

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@fesshole I do it once a week. Does that make me wise, or an animal?

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@OctopusEnergy Apologies to those who didn’t get one..:but they are real!

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@OctopusEnergy Pencilling in a FESTIVE BAKE!

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@IrkthePurists Thank you very mulch for your custom.

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@Mike_Batt @bbcstrictly @Diversity_Tweet Hoping for the pro boys collabing with the girls from Stringfellows next week.

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@fesshole You have your own fridge? She knows and is already planning to kick you out.

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@fesshole Rigby’s Dinner? Yeah I can see why.

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@fesshole That you Judy Finnegan?

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@broxtoweindys @reformexposed I hope they put them at half mast and use cable ties to give it that authentic flag vibe.

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@fesshole You’re missing a trick by not having a wank at the office, the gym, the pub, or wherever else you have a shit.

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@Halcruttenden Has he SEEN what his boss is doing to the White House?

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@reformexposed Strong performance by the second fella, who pulls his trousers all the way down like a 5 year old.

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@JimMFelton They just want their cud-try back.

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@anon_opin Ketchup on bacon? Now I know you’re just here as rage bait.

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@fesshole The reality, dear reader, was that the poster had never been intimate with a woman.

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@srl100 @Herring1967 TWTTINWT!!!