Nathan

🐕

[hazel norwood @wreckette]

AZIZ ANSARI, CONSOLING A HYSTERICAL REGGIE WATTS ON THE PHONE: Yeesh, buddy, that’s a real fuck shit stack!

TEXT NOTIFICATION FROM ERIC WAREHEIM: primo 20 year old polysecure slizz at tenants tn. do NOT bring condoms. grilled asparagus w/ truffle oil & duck confit!! [View Image]

[Nathan @thrilllhaus]

It’s important not to be a prisoner to nostalgia, otherwise you might spend [redacted] dollars on a concert ticket just to realize that Gerard Way can’t sing for shit

[Nathan @thrilllhaus]

@BankHoops Isaiah Jackson at Lutheran Northwest

[Nathan @thrilllhaus]

@RobDauster Kyoto Hannaryz legend

[kate bush updates @canceled4truth]

Hey man thanks for letting me be part of the most important day of your life is it cool if I just sit there and watch BYU vs Iowa State on my phone the entire time

[largest rodent @capybaroness]

i thought the snake was so cute that to be totally honest until it opened its mouth it didn’t even occur to me that it had entered the house to do the family harm

[Nathan @thrilllhaus]

@thesorayawhite @molochofficial Not even close

[Nathan @thrilllhaus]

One of the best chapters in American Lit

[Nathan @thrilllhaus]

@extramicrowave Josh Wallace

[John Fadule @fadule_]

Best actors of all-time:

Tier 3:
Christoph Waltz
Jake Gyllenhaal
Kevin Spacey
Javier Bardem

Tier 2:
Leonardo DiCaprio
Al Pacino
Sean Penn
Marlon Brando

Tier 1:
Tom Hanks
Philip Seymour Hoffman
Robert Pattinson
Robert De Niro

Greatest of all-time:
Christian Bale
Jack Nicholson
Daniel Day-Lewis

[Nathan @thrilllhaus]

When Luke Bryan said “girl you make my speakers go Boom Boom,” what did he mean by that?

[Nathan @thrilllhaus]

@PenitentColumbo @daniel_m_lavery Bulldog was pretty bald from Day 1

[Nathan @thrilllhaus]

80

[Matt Neglia @NextBestPicture]

How many of the films from the New York Times 100 Best Movies Of The 21st Century list have you seen? 👀

[Nathan @thrilllhaus]

Maybe so. But 38% of my toilet paper is 142% of a normal roll

[Fermat's Library @fermatslibrary]

FUN FACT: a toilet roll that looks half used has only 38% of the paper left

[Nathan @thrilllhaus]

The fools at Jomboy said that Jeffers is better than Dingler yesterday…

[Thomas Nestico @TJStats]

WAR Leaders - Catcher

[Nathan @thrilllhaus]

@MattZeitlin I play soccer with a Trump-Abdul voter. I bet there’s at least ten guys just like him

[Nathan @thrilllhaus]

Please please please please please

[CentreGoals. @centregoals]

🚨🚨| JUST IN: Manchester City are exploring a move for Pedro Neto, with Chelsea valuing the winger at £𝟕𝟎𝐌.

Enzo Maresca is keen to reunite with Neto — Chelsea is under no pressure to sell but a significant offer could force them to rethink.

[@TheSun]

[Nathan @thrilllhaus]

1, 3, 2

[Marina Medvin 🇺🇸 @MarinaMedvin]

5, 3, 3

Don’t @ me.

[Nathan @thrilllhaus]

The Odyssey made a billion dollars and I don’t even remember the main character’s name…