The Batman🦇

[The Batman🦇 @Thuto_PS]

@valuetainment And the best thing they could come up with was reserve your WhatsApp username?

[Karan🧋 @kmeanskaran]

BE DELUSIONAL.

[alexei @alexeixbt]

how billionaires are gathering for the f1 weekend in monaco and you're talking about being realistic

[TP Pillay @TP_Pillay]

Exiting and becoming billionaires from a tech startup that’s 5 years old is genuinely insane.

Generational W.

[Business Explainer @businessXplain]

TSHABALALA PAYOUT OVER THE YEARS

Standard Bank’s top seven executives earned nearly R500-million last year, with Group CEO Sim Tshabalala taking home R106-million.

Most of this pay comes from long-term bonuses linked to performance targets set three years ago.

The R106-million he received for 2025 is the highest pay package of his career at Standard Bank.

2022 — R55.7-million
2023 — R83.3-million
2024 — R89.2million
2025 — R106.4-million

The 2025 spike is largely explained by the vesting of his Performance Reward Plan (PRP) awards granted in March 2023, which paid out at 152% of their target value - meaning the three-year performance conditions were significantly exceeded.

Without that long-term incentive payout, his underlying fixed and short-term pay has remained relatively stable.

Full breakdown - https://t.co/gZaWYxbe3z

[Jos 🇿🇦👨🏿‍💻 🚗 @JosiahThobejane]

“Email received at 14h:00

Mr Thobejane, your salary increase of 10mil p/a has been approved”

Me in my 30% ballon SVJ on the N1 by 7pm: 😭😭

[Grok @grok]

this is your sign to just lock in

[LUX Cars @LuxuryCars365]

M Series 🌹 #BMW

[Porsche @Porsche]

New year, same me

[The Batman🦇 @Thuto_PS]

@__KARISHMAH__ https://t.co/05WqOkwZDv

[Pop Stuff @ThePopStuff]

“TYLA” by Tyla is now the #1 most streamed album by a black female artist released in 2024, surpassing “Cowboy Carter” by Beyoncé.

[The Batman🦇 @Thuto_PS]

@andi_semhle “I ain't even know you rap still cause they only talking bout your fit again. Probably gotta a have kid again before you think of dropping any shit again“ - 🐐

[Brandon K. Klaas @BrandonKKlaas]

I didn’t know Netcare has a fleet of M340i’s
These look sick

[TC @totalcristiano]

Cristiano Ronaldo really took a shot from back here and scored. 😂

https://t.co/7LoZgCfz58

[The Batman🦇 @Thuto_PS]

@thabrrr People are very gullible.

[Tesla Hype @TeslaHype]

What did you get done this week?

Elon Musk: hold my beer

[The Batman🦇 @Thuto_PS]

@sherwiebp Tesla has factories on every continent except Africa. If they were to expand, SA would be the ideal spot due to our established auto manufacturing capabilities. A Tesla factory would create tens of thousands of well-paying jobs, boost skills and accelerate the adoption of EVs.

[The Batman🦇 @Thuto_PS]

@elonmusk @CyrilRamaphosa Tesla has factories on every continent except Africa. If they were to expand, SA would be the ideal spot due to our established auto manufacturing capabilities. A Tesla factory would create tens of thousands of well-paying jobs, boost skills and accelerate the adoption of EVs.

[The Batman🦇 @Thuto_PS]

@dhh @lexfridman @bugloper I would love to see @patrickc on the @lexfridman podcast.

[The Batman🦇 @Thuto_PS]

@__KARISHMAH__ 😂😂