Great Sage of Contractural Understanding

I'm a Vampirate, just staying afloat 😈

famously known for being Wordle #342

my motivation went extinct

she/hers

[Great Sage of Contractural Understanding @tiarafying]

@LittleMossey alright I've held on long enough, I'm gonna start adding some of my faves that I might have already re/tweeted

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@Heroneman but liiiiiiiiike

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What if I started using Tumblr the way I historically used twitter

[Therapy for Black Girls @therapy4bgirls]

Relax your shoulders and take a deep breath. We’re happy you’re doing the best you can ❤️

[Dr. Glenn Patrick Doyle @DrDoyleSays]

The best minds in mental health aren't the docs.

They're the trauma survivors who have had to figure out how to stay alive for years with virtually no help.

Wanna learn how to psychologically survive under unfathomable stress? Talk to abuse survivors.

[d20 bot @dimension20bot]

Hey, you know what? Sometimes a thing gets broken, and when you rebuild it, it's stronger for it, you know?

[Great Sage of Contractural Understanding @tiarafying]

"People make choices, choices make history"--Rowan quoting "Facing History and Ourselves" @WillingAndFable

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My new favorite coping mechanism is watching marble race videos on tiktok

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Seems like for this halloween, Pitbull was the new Steve Harvey

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"Por que no los both foods?" @RyleytheBread

[Great Sage of Contractural Understanding @tiarafying]

"No it was a hedgehog"

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Me: you're the chaotic hot one

@RyleytheBread: you're the hot one, and also you can be one thing at a time

[Great Sage of Contractural Understanding @tiarafying]

"I looked hot as a pumpkin and I met a chinchilla" --@RyleytheBread

[Ryley Tegler @RyleytheBread]

Me: You wrote an essay?
@tiarafying: it was an accident

[Great Sage of Contractural Understanding @tiarafying]

@merrycat45 This is so precious

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"Alright, The Process, you shady bitch, I'm back"

[Great Sage of Contractural Understanding @tiarafying]

"We're looking at the process going, do we trust her?" --@alexnottortilla

[Great Sage of Contractural Understanding @tiarafying]

Me: babe I'm a mess

Him: but you're a mess with NUGGETS!

[Great Sage of Contractural Understanding @tiarafying]

My bf says the wildest phrases sometimes

Example from just now:
"You're putting 10 pounds of shit in a 5 pound bag"

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"You should treat every day like it's New Year's Day, because new year's is just another stupid day"

[Great Sage of Contractural Understanding @tiarafying]

Tiktok has figured out that I like HSM Chaz/Ryan shipping edits

[Great Sage of Contractural Understanding @tiarafying]

God bless the Phoenix Airport staff member that saw me running for the other concourse to catch my connecting flight and graciously gave me a ride on the golf cart like thingy, like the main character I am

[Great Sage of Contractural Understanding @tiarafying]

@Heroneman So I'm just now learning why I feel buzzed already in this moment--