Ash

professional hater

[Ash @ticklemeashmo]

i saw you at the briar club yesterday and you looked super dumb wearing sunglasses inside during a thunderstorm @LinaHidalgoTX

[Ash @ticklemeashmo]

do british people living in America celebrate the 4th of july or is that awkward

[Ash @ticklemeashmo]

u can google “who is the guy that ruined houston’s public schools” and the first and only name listed is yours, Mike Miles. @HISDSupe
impressive, honestly. single-handedly sabotaged the education of 100k+ kids… you’re a pathetic, evil, shit stain on my city.

[Ash @ticklemeashmo]

HAHA UNEMPOWERED ?!?! @LinaHidalgoTX Unempowered refers to someone who has never had power or authority in the first place. Disempowered refers to someone who has had power or authority taken away from them. So you’re saying you were useless from the start…dumbass

[FOX26Houston @FOX26Houston]

"I have never felt so unempowered as a woman as I did yesterday."

Harris County Judge Lina Hidalgo is calling out HLSR leadership after an incident Tuesday night involving the family of a fallen service member. From allegations of physical shoving to questions of "good ol' boys" culture, the letter highlights a major rift between the county and one of Houston’s most iconic events.

https://t.co/yehtp6t1ts

[Ash @ticklemeashmo]

oh and to top it all off two people got in a car wreck yesterday on our street and we’re both killed.

[Ash @ticklemeashmo]

@FBI over the last few days there have been several incidents that raise suspicion on what is going on and who the heck are these people scenarios.

Wealthiest area of Houston (R-oaks) , office building goes under financially and is abandoned as of two months ago.

[Ash @ticklemeashmo]

Something does not add up. This feels a whole lot like a conditioning moment where we now feel the need to say something because we’ve been seeing many things

[Ash @ticklemeashmo]

today, woman .8 miles away was assaulted with a rock.

[Ash @ticklemeashmo]

a woman was on a walk with her dog two nights ago, man in bushes growls and says “youuuu better runnnn” now she has a broken nose and cuts up and down her body.

[Ash @ticklemeashmo]

A man was on a walk 3 nights ago and had a car slowly drive by him and then stop and then drive at him which if you were to see how they would’ve had to have done that. it doesn’t make sense.

[Ash @ticklemeashmo]

This week, neighbors getting cut off by black trucks and blocked in by them right at the entrance to the neighborhood only to not move when asked to move.

[Ash @ticklemeashmo]

meanwhile the building is fenced off etc etc but there are two men on motorcycles who drive into the garage on a daily basis with backpacks. Up until then, the building was fine, they start showing up, garage mysteriously collapses(or tnt’d?) twice.

[Ash @ticklemeashmo]

that’s just the beginning- multiple minor things in between then and now. A few major things as well, for instance, the abandoned buildings garage suddenly collapses, then collapses again.

[Ash @ticklemeashmo]

first, at 3 am my neighbor had a man walk up to their front door soliciting gay sex for crack. kicks him out so he goes to the other neighbor who calls cops. guy runs back to other house only to have their house manager find the man in the trailer naked and stroking it while him.

[Ash @ticklemeashmo]

@JasmineForUS good. on the bright side, you can now focus all your attention on removing the mountain ranges on your face.

[Ash @ticklemeashmo]

the US is so good at war. we’re like an NBA player in an AAU league

[Ash @ticklemeashmo]

the @HoustonChron is the MOST booty cheeks “newspaper”. i suspect they are outsourcing to the Houston Zoo, and are having the monkeys write their articles for them

[Houston Police Officers' Union @HPOUTX]

We are done responding to the Houston ‘Chronicle.’ When a paper stops reporting fairly, we stop participating. If you’re wondering why we’re not commenting anymore… now you know.

We understand if you still need their paper for lining birdcages and litter boxes. #CageLinerChronicle

[Ash @ticklemeashmo]

@elonmusk my notifications are fine, thx for asking. can i have like 250k though? would rly help🙏🏻

[Ash @ticklemeashmo]

@HunterBrownStan @AshtonJeanty2 🙏🏻🙏🏻 and i’ll sign one of your cards and we can compare whose “Ashton” is cleaner😂

[Ash @ticklemeashmo]

and it’s not some petty misdemeanor lawsuit either. home girl is gonna get indicted on RICO charges!!!! RICO!!!!

[Ash @ticklemeashmo]

if multiple doctors are speaking out against another physician, you should probably listen… @UTHealthHouston why did you hire a criminal, @kibbemr ?? and it seems like you do know how gross she is because your replies & comments are turned off and deleted https://t.co/4tWCEvBoHk