RK Rao

Vedanta Monk with a TEMPER. Stock Market Veteran. Wildlife lover. Dog/Cat lover. Not so serious photographer. Experiential travel student. Belief in YOLO ❤️

[RK Rao @tigerrao7]

The "so called" industry captains don't have the gumption to tell the regulator, that is, @SEBI_India that money is coming fr an KYC compliant entity, that is, the banking industry! 🤔🙄 Cheez...the CEOs r happily collecting the PAY CHECKS & going for exotic vacations. 😡

#KYC

[India ETFs & Index Funds @IndiaEtfs]

This MF industry boasts of 50 lakh cr AUM and 4 cr investors.
( Retail is less 50% of this AUM & that's a diff issue).

If they cannot handle this kyc mess for meagre 4 cr investors, how can they handle 10 or 15 cr investors in future.

This industry is a joke.

FD sahi hai!

[Aunindyo Chakravarty @Aunindyo2023]

According to Swiggy it’s raining outside.

But they haven’t informed the sun.

[Dr Aniruddha Malpani, MD @malpani]

TCS and Infosys lost their way because they became fat and complacent

[RK Rao @tigerrao7]

@valarr_dohaeris Agree 💯% with Vayla madamji 😎👍

[RK Rao @tigerrao7]

Spot on, Sirji. 🙏💐

[Harsh Goenka @hvgoenka]

At the end of life, nobody remembers your bank balance, your job title, or your follower count. What people remember are the lives you touched, the kindness you showed, and the difference you made.

[RK Rao @tigerrao7]

Subra ji has made a VALID point after a long time! 😀🙏

@Vaidyajii1 @sreekotnur

[Subramoney.com @pvsubramanyam]

those who are going ga ga over Vande Bharat's First class cabin are those who have not travelled by regular First class.
I honestly don't see any difference between the two.

[RK Rao @tigerrao7]

Bhopal. 😎👍

[Ravisutanjani @Ravisutanjani]

🚨 Which Indian City Offers Best Quality of Life?

[RK Rao @tigerrao7]

A valid observation indeed! 🤠

@Vaidyajii1
@MFBALA @sundeepsikka : Gentlemen-your fund house's views on the likely trend in the IT sector.

[Praveen Girotra @praveengirotra]

Indian IT is heading toward a bigger disaster. My wife’s job has become fixing bugs created by engineers who copy-paste code from Claude or Microsoft’s AI coding tools without proper validation. Escalations are through the roof.

#NIFTYIT

[Madanlal Dahariya @MDahariya]

Sources : Payment made to MSRDC Ltd by @HDFC_Bank for deposits / CASA floats has not gone to its official account but has been directly paid to fictitious / benami accounts of the Babus n siphoned off by them. CAG audit by state govt can easily trace out this. cc @CMOMaharashtra @Dev_Fadnavis

[RK Rao @tigerrao7]

Vayla ji: Ha ha ha 🤣🤣🤣You made my day. 😎👍

[Vayla Singh @valarr_dohaeris]

With whom the men will gain experience with?
Goats?

[RK Rao @tigerrao7]

@Vaidyajii1 @sreekotnur Ha ha ha! 😂

[RK Rao @tigerrao7]

See, you ain't gonna invite me home to taste the VEGGIE! So why should I bother what's it? 🤣🤣

@Vaidyajii1 @sreekotnur : Guys-you got invited to Ganesh's kitchen party?

[Ganesh Naik @GaneshNaik88404]

Do you know what this veggie is? Guess what I'm cooking!👨‍🍳

[RK Rao @tigerrao7]

🤣🤣🤣👍

[Abishek K V - SEBI RA @Akveq_]

@JayneshKasliwal If you wear a dhoti in the wedding, make sure to wear white underwear.

Else due to lighting on stage, everyone in audience can see your underwear color

[Ramesh Srivats @rameshsrivats]

This West Bengal egg in school meal controversy has divided people into two camps.
Andh Bhakt & Anda Bhakt.

[RK Rao @tigerrao7]

🤣🤣🤣👍 You made my day! 😄

[Vyom 👾 @HelloVyom]

Bangalore house searching is crazy. A landlord asked for 40 lakh security and zero rent

He said that he's super rich & doesn't need rent, just someone qualified for his house

I told him Im from IIT & he was quite happy with my qualification & offered me the house

But I told him that I am someone who wants to provide the best value to his stakeholders

So I counter-offered him with 80 lakh worth of esops in my startup instead of the security deposit

I didn't hear back from him. Just got a message 'Esops for deposit? Shark Tank thoda kam dekha karo'

I replied '40 lakh for deposit? Ganja thoda kam phooka karo'

[RK Rao @tigerrao7]

@Tejasvi_Surya ji: Can we have a debate of how it was during @BJP4India's multiple regimes in Karnataka? I have been a resident of Bengaluru since May 01, 2000. I don't remember things being ANY better during BJP rule in Karnataka. Kindly put things in perspective. 🙏

[Tejasvi Surya @Tejasvi_Surya]

First-world tech talent. Third-world governance.

That is the story of Bengaluru.

Metro disruptions have become alarmingly frequent. And every time the Metro fails, the entire city descends into chaos. Cabs disappear. Autos refuse rides. Citizens are stranded.

Yesterday, hardworking professionals in India’s Silicon Valley were forced to hitch rides on trucks and lorries just to get home after work.

They will wake up tomorrow, go back to office, pay their taxes, and endure the same broken system all over again.

[RK Rao @tigerrao7]

😂😂👍

[Vayla Singh @valarr_dohaeris]

Man- I’m sexually attracted to you

Woman- I’m sexually attracted to you too... but first can you pay my phone bill, fill my gas tank, buy me groceries, book my lash appointment, and send money for my therapy session?

Man- are you a prostitute?

Woman- Ewww you're such a misogynist and a walking red flag 🤏🏼

[Vayla Singh @valarr_dohaeris]

Having sex in the 90s :

Man- Hey, I’m really attracted to you

Woman- Same, I want you too

Man- Wanna go back to my place and fuck?

Woman- Hell yeah, let’s do it

Having sex in 2026:

[RK Rao @tigerrao7]

😜👍

[Dr Hema.Venkataraman @hemsdoc]

Hey #doctors in India!
How do you handle GenZ or the younger generation addressing you by your first name??

Esp if you’re well past your 40’s…..

I get the occasional “hey Hema”

[RK Rao @tigerrao7]

@MDahariya I second @MDahariya Sir's contention! 😀👍

[RK Rao @tigerrao7]

🤣🤣🤣👍