coz moss

In the abundance of water,
the fool is thirsty

[coz moss @tikinova]

@ZooNealand Putting the pig back in pidgen

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Fun place

[MichaeloKeeffe @Mick_O_Keeffe]

Welcome to Ireland....

- Your taxi driver from the airport is Nigerian man.

- When you arrive at the hotel, you are checked in by a Ukrainian woman.

- After settling in you take a walk to Arnotts, but there are 40 people from the Congo outside doing a voodoo ritual because one of their people died while shoplifting.

- Later, on the way to an Irish pub, you pass the mosque, the vape shops, the kebab shops and oh so many Turkish barbers.

- When you arrive, you are served a terrible pint of Guinness by a middle-aged Brazilian woman.

- Afterwards, you want some fish and chips, but the chip shop is owned by a group of men from Afghanistan so you return to the hotel and go to sleep.

- The next day you visit the Phoenix Park, but you leave immediately after you are approached by what looks like a gang of Somali pirates.

- So you head to the historic GPO, the base of the Irish rebellion, to take some pictures you will cherish forever. Unfortunately it's dole day, so 200 Africans are queueing up outside for their free money.

- For your second night you travel to rural Ireland, where you are due to meet Paddy, your Airbnb owner. But it turns out Paddy is actually an Indian man and he owns 12 Airbnb's in this small Irish town.

- On day 3 you wake up and travel to the scenic Powerscourt Waterfall, but you are greeted by 500 Pakistanis who are cooking goats and blasting Islamic music.

- On the taxi trip back you are driven by a 73-year-old man from Bangladesh who arrived in Ireland 3 weeks ago. His cousin is the Mayor of a rural village in County Cork.

- Becoming frustrated with your "Irish trip" you decide to spend the night in, and luckily the Rose of Tralee is live on TV, but the Dublin Rose is a Somali Muslim.

- Day 4, you wake up and book a flight to Poland. You will never visit Ireland again.

[coz moss @tikinova]

@kaiviti_cam This kinda crybaby thing just makes it worse for the rest of us degenerate gamblers 🙄

[coz moss @tikinova]

I was refused attendance at a conference because of my no-jab status
The guy said, 'We have immune-compromised people attending and I would be putting their health at risk!'
🙄 nothing to do with the two or three airports they travel thru and the confines of airplanes and shuttles ... Nooo🤣
Basically I would be attempting murder it seems.

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@ZooNealand They emptied the prisons and put em on a boat

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Serious Moonlight

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@kaiviti_cam Haa .. he's still owes WP a bottle of wine betting him that he wouldn't reach the 5% threshold 😆

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@kiwiwayne3 It's very Wong 😞

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@JVMonte2 Room to Move - John Mayall

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.. and the Oscar goes to
SOCCER!

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@BuzzPatterson Ahem,.. Not a 'her'

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@2ETEKA We're gonna need a new National Anthem

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@TaxpayersUnion DOGENZ

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@catturd2 Soccer/Oscar

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@OpinionistNZ So glad my daughter listened and refused the vax during her pregnancy, she gave birth to a healthy beautiful baby girl.
The mid-wives went mad, some where blacklisted!
Luckily she found a like-minded mid-wife and had a home birth, no complications.💞

[coz moss @tikinova]

@aniobrien Wait for the U-turn
Internet Wins!

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@ArtNature64223 Perfect!

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Keep it on the One
..

[Bootsy Collins @Bootsy_Collins]

Funk be Comin' Round the Mountain when she comes!🤯 Everybody keeps asking where “The One” came from… It all started with the Godfather of Soul, @JamesBrown.
The Bootsy Collins, Supreme®/Fender® American Professional II Precision Bass, 2026 is now officially SOLD OUT! @sup_community @Fender @nprmusic
#Supreme #Fender #BootsyCollins #KeepItOnTheOne

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@chefsevenn

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@Mikehomeseller Seen him with the Waterless Floyd