Tyler March

The tweet is on.

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@ColleqeKidJova Hey, you gotta log in/log in just before the drop, then make sure you refresh (triggers+Y) right when it hits 6pm.

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@gneicco I kneed you so bad it hurts.

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@BillyTheAdult http://bit.ly/gqCFtB

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It might seem like we’re having a terrible winter, but it’s a golden age for the snow cone industry.

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@BrianneH It's not spelled weird!

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I can't believe people still can't believe I Can't Believe It's Not Butter isn't butter.

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My New Year's resolution is to not follow through with a personal goal to better myself in 2011.

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@RunSamRun You just ruined bacon for me.

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FYI - Now that Tumblr’s down, I’ll only be updating my Tumbler Blog. The one about flat-bottomed drinking glasses.

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@gneicco You do that too? Thought I was the only one.

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Still wearing my paper wristband from the bar last night to help promote hangover awareness.

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So far, my favorite weapon in Call of Duty: Black Friday is the semi-automatic revolving door.

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@bedheadblonde Happy Shanksgiving! #PrisonHolidays

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I'm not Thanksgiving a shit today.

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If you like turducken you should try the "Noah's Ark." It's two of every deep fried animal, served in one big gravy boat.

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@gneicco On average, your dad earns 21% less than the male population.

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Starting a Rock Band 3 cover band. Anyone know a guitarist who can pretend to play the Xbox like a Jimi Hendrix impersonator?

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Some days I wonder why I bother going to work. Just gonna wind up back at home again later.

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Just bought $20 worth of groceries from Whole Foods.

Worst $150 I ever spent.

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In conclusion, snorting anti-bacterial soap WON’T cure a sinus infection.

You’re welcome, Mythbusters.