Tima

Designer | Mum | Selectively Social | Retired People Pleaser | Running around undiagnosed

[Tima @tima]

يارب

[Tima @tima]

We need to just ban polyester material for clothing as the human race

[Iya beji @antyburger_]

I’m so quick to issue refunds. The moment I sense even the tiniest bit of trouble from a customer, I’ll gladly refund their money. My peace of mind is more important than any sale abeg 🥴

[Sylvia Nenye. @Sylvianenyee]

How many bored billionaires have you signed up? Because I’m sure it’s already filled with the beggars

[۟ @botanebbie]

didn't realize pythagorean theorem day was a thing and now i get to experience my first and last one of my lifetime

[Tima @tima]

@fadhilikangusi إن لله وإنا إليه راجعون اللهم اغفر له وارحمه واسكنه فسيح جناته

[Tima @tima]

Me, a genius

[Fact @Fact]

Intelligent people are more forgetful than those with average intelligence.

[乂 @forthedamnhoes]

next time your mom show you an unfunny memes, remember how she reacted when you showed her your wack crayon drawings.

[Girth Vader II @lovvewolf]

Elon Musk found us here. We’re indigenous to this land.

[Pari is a weirdo @laukipari]

Men see their sacrificial mothers as standards. Women see their sacrificial mothers as warnings. That is where the difference lies

[Anticommie @QueenAnticommie]

.@grok Based on everything you know about humans, which generation is the most annoying: Boomers, Gen X, Millennials, or Gen Z? No dodging. Pick one. 🤣👇

[Interesting things @awkwardgoogle]

Mexican Student invented a portable acoustic fire extinguisher and won a gold medal in Indonesia

[Tima @tima]

@unkonfined Just for fun

[Gramps @GrandpaHarris65]

What if we just built a replica of the Oval Office in a mental hospital and told him he won re-election?

[The Best @TheBestqueenx]

Two friends miss each other for a few seconds after placing a water tank. 😂😂

[Deeqa♡ @not_active06]

why don't you just like, take her to Disney or something instead you freak. men will traumatize a girl and call it a core memory.

[Tima @tima]

I'm driving a car and you harass me?
I will kill us both

[Shadow @ryn056989]

لحظات رعب عاشها هذا السائق الكيني

في دبي

حاول رجل التحرش بسائق الأجرة الكيني ، وعندما رفض سائق الأجرة التفاعل مع الرجل ، لم يتقبل الرجل الرفض وحاول ـخنق السائق الكيني وانهاء حياته

[🇨🇦 Tyler 🇨🇦 @tbw_prdcanadian]

Because we were here BEFORE Elon and we'll be here AFTER him too.

[Tima @tima]

What is psychologically wrong with American kids that makes them come to school one day and shoot kids in schools??

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Technically, a dictionary is a book of spells.

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

I've learned that you don't even have to fight a false rumor. Just keep your head up and let time expose the people who started it.