Jerry

what they gonna say now?

[Jerry @timc415]

@MattGeorgeSAC Remember when you little stinkers said Fox could hang w Curry

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I READ THIS BACK AND AM CONFIDENT THAT A NON ENGLISH SPEAKER COULD NEVER TRANSLATE THIS TWEET

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MDJ DIDNT WANNA TRADE KUMINGA FOR OG FYI

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@MattVincenziPGA Is that a Cleeks lid?

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A BUNCH OF BEARDED FATSOS WHO SMELL LIKE IPA FROM SACRAMENTO USED TO SAY D’AARON FOX WAS BETTER THAN STEPH 😂

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@gargi_kand Are there gonna be a lot of founders there? If so I hope a plane crashes into it ❤️

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@claud334 @oanaolt Low-EQ and highly entitled dorks like this Oona chick driving up rents. City loses more of its soul each day a new “founder” moves to town

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@Dussyme A vowel is still a letter ain’t it

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@CatInTheHat Cool!

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@collinsworth55 Being a judgey cocksucker most overrated hobby ever

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@DanteTheDon Just here to comment that for $700 million dollars you could build a hospital or a sports arena. I don’t think it cost anywhere remotely close to that to build out a club.

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@nickysmokess She has a fiancé but either way I think when she sees this tweet from a barstool employee / cocaine connoisseur that relationship is in major jeopardy

[Jerry @timc415]

I BET JT POSTON NEARLY EVERY WEEK OF THE 2024 PGA SEASON (EXCEPT FOR THE SHRINERS WHICH HE WON BUT WHO BETS THE SHRINERS?) SO I BASICALLY FEEL LIKE THE GUY WHO DISCOVERS THE COOL BAND BEFORE THE REST OF THE WORLD

[Jerry @timc415]

THIS KIND OF SANCTIMONIOUS HORSE SHIT MAKES JERRY WANT TO CRACK A COLD ONE AND OBSERVE MY CHILDREN HAVING FUN FROM A CHAIR

[Chris Boettcher @chrisboettcher9]

I have zero tolerance for dads who show up on vacation, immediately crack and cold one, and then spend hours observing the fun their kids are having from a chair instead of being a part of it.

You can choose numbness or you can choose to make memories. You don't get the time back.

[Jerry @timc415]

@muheediva01 White beef tartare

[Jerry @timc415]

MY CURRENT LIFEMAXXING STACK:

1. WAKE UP AT 9:45 AND BUMMED MY MORNING WOOD AINT AS STIFF AS IT USED TO BE
2. ACT LIKE IM TAKING A DUMP W THE FAN ON BUT GOOSE ONE OUT ON THE JOHN (REDTUBE FILTER FOR EBONY)
3. TWO ZYN 3s (I USE 3s BC ITLL BE EASIER TO QUIT ONE DAY)…….

[Sahil Bloom @SahilBloom]

My current lifemaxxing stack:

- 4:30am wake up
- Read classic books
- 3 hours creative work before 8am
- Lift/run 6x/week
- Eat single ingredient foods
- Present time with fam/friends
- 20-min evening sauna
- Wild Roman skincare routine
- 8:30pm bedtime

Wouldn't change a thing.

[Jerry @timc415]

THE LAST 48 HOURS HAVE TAUGHT ME THAT ADRIAN DANTLEY IS A MF DAWG

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Who tf is this team beating 7x

[Jerry @timc415]

I just went 7-75, think you can go 82-0? https://t.co/XSN3ZdJuKP #NBA #82and0