cool ranch dorito

chaotic energy

[cool ranch dorito @timebombmiranda]

i’m deleting my venmo

[jbolina jolie @pastapilled]

when he goes through my phone expecting me to be cheating but only finds my dm to bad bunny wishing him good luck for tonight

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Instead of texting ‘on my way’ I’m just gonna start sending this

[alyssa🪩 @bananalyssa]

when the manifestation and etsy witch works

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

i’m so jealous of her

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

wait i actually am the one thing in life i can control

[jude @judecomputer]

i love bobs burgers and will never stop watching it but i steadfastly insist that its absolute funniest moment is early in season one when tina is laying on the floor upset that a boy moved away and she’ll never play kickball with him and louise says “you should kill yourself”

[izzy @spidermannwh]

and if you see me only listening to the hamilton soundtrack for the foreseeable future, mind your business

[erika @yeeeerika]

i love the word 'also' because i'm never done talking

[mau @rllydu]

if i could read minds, i would use it to say your jokes faster and louder than u

[Jenni @hashjenni]

When I put "😬" I mean:

[ShaneSaw M̷a̷s̷s̷a̷c̷r̷e̷ @FinalDude78]

my face when im seated in the movie theater with a large tub of popcorn and a cherry icee

[Spellgage @spellgage]

The year is 2005. The Pope just died, but you’re excited to see Revenge of the Sith in theaters.

The year is 2025. The Pope just died, but you’re excited to see Revenge of the Sith in theaters.

[Fiona Small @FionaSmall]

Pope Francis dead at 88

[scotty @plathiandc]

everyone from white lotus getting on the boat after a mass shooting and not even addressing it

[Rose Dommu @rosedommu]

Chelsea have you met my friend dr Robby? He’s gonna patch you right up

[david ehrlich @davidehrlich]

so desperate for a new episode of The Pitt I’m just gonna walk down to my local ER and watch what happens.

[Tom Smyth @Tom_Smyth_]

the conclave has chosen a new goofy

[lorne micheals sworn enemy @gleehatesgirls]

this was a foundational text for me

[reversecowgirl69 @botticellibimbo]

nobody wants to even LOOK at the dessert menu anymore and that’s the problem with society