Alli Elster

Rarely serious & always hungry 🍪 Designer of things 👩🏻‍💻
Opinions here are all mine 👀

[Alli Elster @TimesNewAlli]

Big pimpin' at the Holiday Inn.

[Tad Carpenter @TadCarpenter]

A TYPEFACE IS A SET OF GLYPHS OR ALPHABET & ITS ACCESSORIES THAT SHARE A COMMON DESIGN. EXAMPLE, HELVETICA IS A WELL KNOWN TYPEFACE. A FONT HOWEVER IS A PARTICULAR SET OF GLYPHS WITHIN A TYPEFACE, THINK WEIGHT, SIZE OR OTHER VARIABLES. PEOPLE LOVE TO SAY FONT & ARE OFTEN WRONG...

[Alli Elster @TimesNewAlli]

Only 8 days left to buy a hat! 100% of the proceeds will go to the Midwest Access Coalition.

https://t.co/3aiHwaJsoR
#abortion #humanrights #nouterusnopinion #scotus

[Claire Salzman @clairesalzman]

✨We’re growing our mighty digital team for @JBPritzker!

Right now, it's so important to #ElectDemGovs and defend our progress at the state level.

Are you a digital organizer, graphic designer, or someone looking to grow your skills in the digital space?

A quick jobs 🧵 ...

[Alli Elster @TimesNewAlli]

When I do my taxes each year

[Gail Walden @GailWalden6]

I am bankrupt but I have decided not to notice

[Alli Elster @TimesNewAlli]

I never use the correct amount of exclamation points when I'm stressed

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Feeling overwhelmed? Studies show Rob Thomas' new Christmas album will lower stress levels

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Have you ever tried to lower your mask to hear better?

[Alli Elster @TimesNewAlli]

Part of my day-to-day is just trying to figure out new ways to say "See attached!" or "Here you go!"

[Alli Elster @TimesNewAlli]

Unlocked a new accomplishment this morning. My dentist said I have the "top 10 cleanest mouths" she has ever seen.

Hold your applause

[Alli Elster @TimesNewAlli]

*finally signs new lease

*immediately googles the important stuff

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Anyway, here's a video on how to eat a hot dog properly

https://t.co/30m2JAL1Er

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@monicapatel917 don't make me call you on my banana phone

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@lindseylaseter @sdcopartners 😍 the dream! Think they're open to someone remote?

[Alli Elster @TimesNewAlli]

My toxic trait is thinking I need to move every year

[Alli Elster @TimesNewAlli]

@MeganClasen @itschris_allen He was wearing a corn mask, so I can only assume...

[Alli Elster @TimesNewAlli]

Still sitting here thinking about the man who tried to use his vaccination card as an ID at the DMV the other day

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@MeganClasen @LanseGreenberg @monicapatel917 I think we can make this happen

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@slaterchrisj Don't worry, I have some vintage ones ready to go

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Bad month to start investing in myself

[Alli Elster @TimesNewAlli]

Me trying to count in multiples of 3 🤔

My brain: