Tim Branson

handsome, witty, wealthy, intelligent and modest

[Tim Branson @timnotlistening]

See now:
Re-tenanting fee
Contract dishonour fee
Security Levy (15% premium, refunded after full term is reached)
Oh and every excuse not to return a bond.
Forget second-order consequences...

[Jacinta Allan @JacintaAllanMP]

We're making Victoria the fairest place to be a renter.

[Tim Branson @timnotlistening]

@RBASHAGGER 171sqm is basically a studio apartment re: land size

[Tim Branson @timnotlistening]

Schrodinger’s IPO

[Tim Branson @timnotlistening]

@TrollFootball Betting big on 2030 those are some long odds

[Tim Branson @timnotlistening]

@JordanEVGuy Probably a prime candidate for a few solar panels on top…

[Tim Branson @timnotlistening]

@QuintenFrancois @sage_simian this is my quant

[Tim Branson @timnotlistening]

@ozzy2435 @TeslaCharging @TeslaAUNZ Only 3 of the new 9 are available and at a significantly reduced charge rate

[Tim Branson @timnotlistening]

@ozzy2435 @TeslaCharging @TeslaAUNZ Sweet!

[Tim Branson @timnotlistening]

Someone please pump some Co2

[All day Astronomy @forallcurious]

BREAKING🚨: Mysterious ‘cold blob’ in the Atlantic suggests the AMOC is weakening

it means a new ice age within your life time.

[Tim Branson @timnotlistening]

@13arm13arm @ozzy2435 @TeslaCharging @TeslaAUNZ Certainly wasn’t yesterday lol. Had to stop at BP pulse on my way through with a Y and a 3

[Tim Branson @timnotlistening]

@bowtiedstocks Rebrand to “finance broker” and start going long POOR redraws for higher yield shares

[Tim Branson @timnotlistening]

@JEChalmers Genuine question, did this modelling involve kindergarten classrooms and crayons?

[Tim Branson @timnotlistening]

@OwenRask But you did it twice in testing so that accounts for 40%

[Tim Branson @timnotlistening]

Paid $300 for a used 5x4 trailer from 1978
NSW government charged me $81 for the privilege.
27% transfer fee. Must be a bargain considering everything else these days is a base 30%

[Tim Branson @timnotlistening]

Paying $45/month for Kayo is bad but there are two things worse.
This scoreline
Fucking ads on @Channel9 every three god damn minutes

[Tim Branson @timnotlistening]

@Lord_Beesus This is some of the funniest shit I've seen in a while

[Tim Branson @timnotlistening]

@mgmtarham 1882, must have been the lightning storm that burnt so many old-world buildings

[Tim Branson @timnotlistening]

@strongmoneyaus Tell me about it. I think I've halved my family circle in recent years 😂