Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

Principled Conservative Michigan outdoorsy-dad.

[Sir Digby Chicken Caesar @timpac]

Bear with me.

[Sir Digby Chicken Caesar @timpac]

We did feed the chickens, but we also had a great time finding things to feed them: crayfish, snakes, cicadas, bits of other chickens...

[Squirrel Matador @BudLightSadness]

When I was but a young lad we had chickens.

We did not buy feed for them. They just ate bugs out of the yard. They survived.

But apparently Big Chicken has convinced people that “ohmygerd they will die if we don’t go and buy 40 pounds of bespoke corn from
Argentina”

It’s a fucking chicken man. They will eat anything

[Sir Digby Chicken Caesar @timpac]

@Matthew4_8 @eugyppius1 How did you time that?

[Sir Digby Chicken Caesar @timpac]

@JohnHMcWhorter Medium sized

[Sir Digby Chicken Caesar @timpac]

@JaySick78 @Section344Lions brandon is one of the worst mayors in the united states. every decision he makes is wrong

[Restoring Your Faith in Humanity @HumanityChad]

Teenage son trying not to lose street cred on live TV

The moms look after his first answer. Lol

[malmesburyman @malmesburyman]

Such an infectious tune. I like these girls’ version.

[Frank J. Fleming @IMAO_]

Being childless should be heavily taxed. Who is supposed to pay for your Medicare and Social Security?

[Sir Digby Chicken Caesar @timpac]

@danceyrselfdean I was listening to Dan Deacon and Genesis by Grimes on repeat. Just discovered Alt J. It was an amazing year in NPRs Top 50 Albums of the Year.

It was the last good one.

[Sir Digby Chicken Caesar @timpac]

@HistoryBoomer Just a really weird thing to brag about.

[Christian Heiens 🏛 @ChristianHeiens]

Liberals will ask, "Why can't you just enjoy it?" at the same time other Liberals post, "Everything I do in life is with the intention of making you miserable".

People are not angry because they can't enjoy things. They are angry because they correctly understand that the things they once loved are being converted into weapons for an ideology that hates them.

There is a very obvious sadistic side to Progressivism's hijacking of things like movies and video games. These people do not love the media they're destroying. They're not trying to make something good. They just want revenge against the normal world.

They want the actual fans to feel alienated and dispossessed. That's the entire point.

And every so often, someone is bold enough to admit it.

[Sir Digby Chicken Caesar @timpac]

@eigenrobot @lumpenspace @UsingLyft I agree with hanania on loads of stuff but i do approach him with the understanding that he's as materialist as materialists get. Bone-deep. He would plug people into the matrix

[Sir Digby Chicken Caesar @timpac]

@pictureplane I'll bite: what was "going on"

[Sir Digby Chicken Caesar @timpac]

Speaking for March, we want ribeye or we're out.

[Brigham's Burner @FiredUpCoug]

My dumb idea of the day:

We should establish something like birthstones, but for men.

Instead of each month getting a gemstone, each month gets assigned a cut of meat.

January: New York Strip
February: Filet Mignon
March: Porterhouse

And so on.

You’d ask a guy his birthday and instead of saying, “Oh, you’re an amethyst,” you’d say, “Ah, February. Filet Mignon. Sensitive, expensive, and a little smaller than expected.”

I can hear the commercials already

“Celebrate his birth month with the timeless elegance of brisket.”

[Richard Hanania @RichardHanania]

A new report on billion-dollar companies shows that a full two-thirds are founded by immigrants or the children of immigrants.

Here's the most amazing part: "There is generally no reliable way under U.S. immigration law for foreign nationals to start a business and remain in the country after founding a company. Successful immigrant entrepreneurs in America are almost always refugees or family-sponsored and employer-sponsored immigrants."

Translation: immigrants are driving the American economy through their entrepreneurship, but we're not even selecting for entrepreneurship.

Immigration is so beneficial to the country that just by accident we're getting a system that is producing an endless list of billion dollar companies.

Imagine if we selected for entrepreneurship! There's so much to be gained here.

Instead, we have idiots attacking H1B visas, which are one of the more meritocratic parts of the system, despite its flaws. Even a flawed immigration system is much better than not welcoming people in, because immigration is just that beneficial.

[Sir Digby Chicken Caesar @timpac]

@neolatyno Same

https://t.co/tQjXNWhkVN

[Sir Digby Chicken Caesar @timpac]

Yeah, this is correct. The actor's blackness in this role is so obviously incidental.

[Spencer A. Klavan @SpencerKlavan]

He’s not “a Black man” he’s a sad sack everyman who happens to be black because Chiwetel Ejiofor is a great actor who brings class to an indie project. If they’d cast a white guy you’d be complaining about the lack of diversity. No one wants to play this unwinnable game any more.

[Frank J. Fleming @IMAO_]

It's not an issue in America whether sikhs can carry ceremonial knives since everyone can carry knives here as we're not babies.

[Sir Digby Chicken Caesar @timpac]

@eurofounder @DailyMail I came to swear at you but I feel like this account is familiar...

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@goodbreffis Pretty good Patrick Warburton.