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[Stephanie @timphanie08]

It's 3:11am. I look outside my window to see the sky getting lighter and threatening dawn😶‍🌫️
I low-key miss winter 😔

[NASA @NASA]

Hello, Moon. It’s great to be back.

Here’s a taste of what the Artemis II astronauts photographed during their flight around the Moon. Check out more photos from the mission: https://t.co/rzM1P0QbOl

[Stephanie @timphanie08]

Every human that has ever existed, excluding the astronauts, is on that tiny dot on the right🥹

I feel so emotional 😭

[Curiosity @CuriosityonX]

BREAKING🚨 : Artemis II crew, the Moon, and Earth lined up

“Everyone is in this picture” 🌕🌏

[Stephanie @timphanie08]

WOW 🥹

[Pop Base @PopBase]

The Artemis II crew sends a message to humans as they prepare to temporarily lose radio contact signal behind the far side of the moon:

“To all of you down there on Earth — and around Earth — We love you, from the moon.”

[Black Hole @konstructivizm]

NASA has revealed the trajectory of Artemis-2: in 10 days, the crew will fly more than 800,000 km and orbit the Moon.

[Max Evans @_MaxQ_]

Left: photo I took of the moon with a 1200mm lens two nights ago

Right: photo captured by the Artemis II crew with a 400mm lens through the windows of Orion *this morning*

The crew's view of the Orientale basin is remarkable - we can't see most of it here on Earth!

But it's also kind of alarming(?!) to see the moon FILLING THE FRAME at only 400mm... guess that tends to happen when you're only 32,000 miles away compared to us being around 238,000 miles away on average 🤣

Absolutely FROTHING for what they're able to capture during their closest approach this evening!!!

NSF Live Coverage: https://t.co/HEFUSpTRHE

[Reid Wiseman @astro_reid]

There are no words.

[Stephanie @timphanie08]

I'm so ready for the Artemis ii Moon Flyby!!💖💖

[Stephanie @timphanie08]

I'm so ready!!

[NASA @NASA]

LIVE: Watch with us as the Artemis II astronauts make their closest approach to the Moon, traveling farther from Earth than ever before. https://t.co/Zpy7GdTqA8

[Jake Lucky🔜 GAMESCOM @JakeSucky]

I spoke with this indie dev from Nigeria who is building his own Action Roguelite where the world is ending, but you still must make all your deliveries

- No delivery is the same
- 11 different playable characters
- Inspired by Crazy Taxi

Called Tossdown

[Stephanie @timphanie08]

Here comes the sun 🌞🌻

The past few days have been so sunny. Winter is almost over!!!

[Stephanie @timphanie08]

Happy Chinese New Year to all who celebrate 💕💕 i

[Stephanie @timphanie08]

Wow, they should be banned from hosting another cup. What sore losers.

[𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑮𝑬𝑵𝑬𝑹𝑨𝑳 𝑺𝑵𝑶𝑾 🇨🇮 @GeneralSnow_]

So Morocco is being very hostile to other African nationals, including Egyptians, by shifting and canceling their flights and asking them to apply for refunds, refunds they do not even know when will be processed.

They switched off the airport WiFi and deployed military and police officers with guns drawn inside the airport.

What kind of attitude is this?

Who told them that hosting a tournament means they have already won it?

Our people were even forced to present their Nigerian passports just to confirm they were not Senegalese.

Disgraceful.

[Stephanie @timphanie08]

I hope Senegal wins and deals with that fraudulent team.

[Arena Sport TV @arenasport_tv]

🏆 Finale Kupa afričkih nacija!

⏰ 20:00h

🇸🇳 Senegal 🆚 Maroko 🇲🇦

📺 Arena Premium 2

[Stephanie @timphanie08]

A 582% inflation rate in 5 years.
We are actually cooked.

[OLABODE Ifeanyi @olabode_ifeanyi]

Last night I decided to buy every single item on this receipt from 2020. To find out how bad things really are .

Total price in 2020 - N25,225
Total price in 2026 - N147,050

A whopping 582% increase in price . If your salary in 2020 has not increased by x6 you are poorer 😭

[mickey friedman @mickeyxfriedman]

she was beautiful, like code that compiles on the first try

but also you just knew that there was something deeply wrong with her, like code that compiles on the first try

[Stephanie @timphanie08]

Wow.

[Matthew Prince 🌥 @eastdakota]

Yesterday a quasi-judicial body in Italy fined @Cloudflare $17 million for failing to go along with their scheme to censor the Internet. The scheme, which even the EU has called concerning, required us within a mere 30 minutes of notification to fully censor from the Internet any sites a shadowy cabal of European media elites deemed against their interests. No judicial oversight. No due process. No appeal. No transparency. It required us to not just remove customers, but also censor our 1.1.1.1 DNS resolver meaning it risked blacking out any site on the Internet. And it required us not just to censor the content in Italy but globally. In other words, Italy insists a shadowy, European media cabal should be able to dictate what is and is not allowed online.

That, of course, is DISGUSTING and even before yesterday’s fine we had multiple legal challenges pending against the underlying scheme. We, of course, will now fight the unjust fine. Not just because it’s wrong for us but because it is wrong for democratic values.

In addition, we are considering the following actions: 1) discontinuing the millions of dollars in pro bono cyber security services we are providing the upcoming Milano-Cortina Olympics; 2) discontinuing Cloudflare’s Free cyber security services for any Italy-based users; 3) removing all servers from Italian cities; and 4) terminating all plans to build an Italian Cloudflare office or make any investments in the country.

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. While there are things I would handle differently than the current U.S. administration, I appreciate @JDVance taking a leadership role in recognizing this type of regulation is a fundamental unfair trade issue that also threatens democratic values. And in this case @ElonMusk is right: #FreeSpeech is critical and under attack from an out-of-touch cabal of very disturbed European policy makers.

I will be in DC first thing next week to discuss this with U.S. administration officials and I’ll be meeting with the IOC in Lausanne shortly after to outline the risk to the Olympic Games if @Cloudflare withdraws our cyber security protection.

In the meantime, we remain happy to discuss this with Italian government officials who, so far, have been unwilling to engage beyond issuing fines. We believe Italy, like all countries, has a right to regulate the content on networks inside its borders. But they must do so following the Rule of Law and principles of Due Process. And Italy certainly has no right to regulate what is and is not allowed on the Internet in the United States, the United Kingdom, Canada, China, Brazil, India or anywhere outside its borders.

THIS IS AN IMPORTANT FIGHT AND WE WILL WIN!!!

[Stephanie @timphanie08]

Ate the most perfect stack of pancakes today 🤤

[Stephanie @timphanie08]

Happy New Year 🎊

[Cloudoor @CloudoorApp]

Another year of seamless delivery, infinite scalability, and zero downtime.
Thank you for building the future with Cloudoor.
Let's make 2026 your fastest year yet.