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You can scratch my back with a hacksaw

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@Badhombre BIG POP

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@JoshYohe_PGH @pbourque29 Met the Ole29 buying a raffle ticket at a playoff game in 2016. Just as jovial in person as I had hoped. A gem, as you know well.

[Leftwaffen-Watch ⬜️ @LeftwaffenWatch]

Pakistani Muslims have raped 250,000 white girls

The Left:

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@brianmkandrew To each their own

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@daveweigel Your retardation may be caused by the diabetes?

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Life is all about making friends and doing cool things together

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@danielisdizzy He also expected BTC $250k by the end of '25

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@sidprabhu LMAO

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@ToolySOL ROTFL

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@ToolySOL BIG POP

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Great post. My guy did the same thing and I think his name was also Gary!

[IT Unprofessional @it_unprofession]

My wife and I finally got an offer accepted on a house and hired a home inspector.

I thought he'd just walk around and make sure the roof wasn't actively caving in.

Instead, a guy named Gary showed up with a tactical utility belt, an infrared camera, and the demeanor of a homicide detective.

Gary spent 6 hours meticulously documenting every structural sin committed in the last 50 years.

He handed me a 90-page PDF report that was color-coded by severity.

The whole document was basically just red.

He noted that the slope of the driveway deviates by two degrees, which could cause pooling during a catastrophic hundred-year flood.

I live in a landlocked state.

He pointed his thermal camera at a window and told me I was losing an unacceptable amount of ambient heat.

I told him the window was open.

He wrote that down as a critical mechanical failure.

He took me to the basement to look at the HVAC unit.

He shined his flashlight on a single speck of dust and asked if I was prepared for the respiratory consequences of poor filtration.

I asked him if the furnace actually worked.

He sighed deeply and said it functions, but it lacks the efficiency of a modern heat pump.

We moved to the electrical panel where Gary put on thick rubber gloves like he was about to defuse a bomb.

He told me the wiring was technically up to code but ethically questionable.

I don't know how electricity can lack morals, but Gary seemed very disappointed in the circuit breaker.

Finally, he found a tiny crack in the garage floor.

He used a digital caliper to measure it and informed me the foundation is undergoing micro-settlement.

Every house on earth is undergoing micro-settlement.

We're on a spinning rock in space, Gary.

I asked him for a bottom-line assessment on whether we should buy the property.

He looked me dead in the eye and said the house is technically habitable but still compromised.

I paid him $600 for this psychological warfare.

We're still going to buy the house.

I'm just going to live in constant fear that maybe Gary was right.

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@MarcLobliner Will you deadlift on leg day, back day or both?

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RIP to X

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The way I feel about Shai Gilgeous-Alexander is the way DMX felt about Barack Obama. Inshallah the hyphenated scourge ended tonight.

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@WallStreetApes Chicago is the perfect city to make this sacrifice. We are rooting for you.

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@adamscrabble Do keep us posted. It was an excellent movie.

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@xJahstin lmfao

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@adamscrabble are you investing in Athanor, @AJA_Cortes’s company? There is a space angle there as well.

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@adamscrabble

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@Cernovich 5% on Robinhood

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@MarkKaboly Wipe your chin, Sloth