notsogreatiam

just not capable

[notsogreatiam @timtomsama]

I’m not creating a fucking account for every fucking application wtf @indeed what is even the point of you

[notsogreatiam @timtomsama]

@seether saw you last night at the rose music center and picked up a white guitar pick. Without any thought or consideration, immediately sold it to a random guy standing next to me because he asked me and I am stupid.

[notsogreatiam @timtomsama]

@elonmusk People who say they like you are masking as fuck

[notsogreatiam @timtomsama]

Yeah LED headlights are bright af but the beam headlight is truly ridiculous

[notsogreatiam @timtomsama]

Guess this tv show: “I Only Wanted to Be a Normal Surgeon, But After Being Reincarnated Into the Most Dramatic Hospital in the Multiverse, I Must Balance Love Triangles, Medical Miracles, and Catastrophes That Somehow Happen Every Week Without Losing My License or My Mind!”

[notsogreatiam @timtomsama]

Biggest modern day lies
“Your fries just came up” -drive through
“We cancelled your subscription/policy and won’t be getting charged” -gov/businesses
“I never knew Epstein” -Donald j trump

[notsogreatiam @timtomsama]

Question for firm habdshakers, what the fuck is your problem?

[notsogreatiam @timtomsama]

The playstation 5 is only 4 1/2 yo and it can’t play 86gb god of war. Is there a reason for this and what can do to keep it in working condition? (well ventilated and receives frequent cleaning)

[𓆟𝑨𝒔𝒉𓆝.ೃ⋆❀°唯我独尊 @ashrashine]

What's your ETA? @twentyonepilots

TWO MINUTES!

Chill out, @blurryface, we're right on time.

[notsogreatiam @timtomsama]

Vector to the Heavens is better than One Winged Angel

[notsogreatiam @timtomsama]

Update, wrong about the advertisements (new account and chose the affordable one) but right about the lack of “+” character on your UI

[notsogreatiam @timtomsama]

@xumoplay your advertisements on my ad free streaming service is pissing me off but not nearly as much as your lack of the “+” character on your keyboard preventing a paramount+ log in. Filing a claim

[notsogreatiam @timtomsama]

Zomg https://t.co/wc4ejVSndA

[notsogreatiam @timtomsama]

Yo mouth breathers, how are you not aware of your stinky breath? Seriously, shut your mouth and breath through your nose like an adult.

[notsogreatiam @timtomsama]

It is now gender affirming care to change the lyrics from he/she, vice versa. You better not

[notsogreatiam @timtomsama]

No reason a power supply company making billions shouldn’t have 24/7 customer service representatives @AESOhio and your website is trash when it can’t handle a simple password reset

[Tsl cHomper @dharylemoreno]

Check out tryhard thursday 2-3 https://t.co/XsGg9JshvN

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[notsogreatiam @timtomsama]

@orvilleatari Radcliff, you’re a Harry Wolverine.

[Ryan Ken @Ryan_Ken_Acts]

Those men were at the constitutional convention on stolen land writing about "freedom" while eating meals prepared by the human beings they owned. Some chewed and swallowed that food with teeth stolen from someone else's mouth. And we were taught in school to call them "fathers."