Tim

[wint @dril]

its fucked up how there are like 1000 christmas songs but only 1 song aboutr the boys being back in town

[wint @dril]

no

[Tim @timweber13]

@AaronEllery11

[Tim @timweber13]

@AaronEllery11 stop triggering me

[Tim @timweber13]

when she says she's at her mums house but is actually doing coke at a Dartmouth house party

[Tim @timweber13]

@blairorr same shit

[Tim @timweber13]

@blairorr @JBlack_Muckshow who the fuck even subtweets anymore smh. grow some fucking balls

[Tim @timweber13]

boots and hearts more like sloots and darts

[Tim @timweber13]

@elsa_brittin yasssss

[Tim @timweber13]

sad that Elsa has a roomie now bc I won't get to catsit Grace 😓

[Tim @timweber13]

@elsa_brittin is this a new reality tv show

[Tim @timweber13]

@elsa_brittin wow no more bachelorette life for elsa??

[Tim @timweber13]

drake on that good shit

[Tim @timweber13]

when someone says pineapple should never be on pizza

[wint @dril]

"if theres a spicy brown mustard, why not a spicy brown ketchup?"
The wise man smiled.
"my friend, the condiment you seek is Barbecue Sauce"

[wint @dril]

everybody wants to be the guy to write the tweet that solves racism once and for all because it would look good as hell on a resume

[Tim @timweber13]

wise words from a close friend

[erin j @erinjcoholan]

Art school is just ppl getting awkwardly roasted in front of everyone

[Tim @timweber13]

@sophieenairn I CANT HANDLE THIS