Tina Smith

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

@reformparty_uk Answer: The Parliamentary watchdog

[Stuzi 🐝🐝 @stuzi_pants]

@Nigel_Farage You’re finished
You conceded a third of the vote share to a bin, lied about threats to candidates, and you’re still getting suspended for financial shithousery
You’re done… and I just hope this ends in prison for you and your establishment jackdaws
Greedy self serving cunt

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

@TiceRichard Oh

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

Game on, Nige.

[Rt Hon. Will || Portfolio for Sarcasm (parody) @colder_sarcasm]

Nigel Farage: "I'm going to ignore the wishes of Henry Nowak's family and extract every ounce of political capital from their son's death".

Nigel Farage: "Leave my family alone"

[Michael Spicer @MrMichaelSpicer]

Farage: I can spend my £5m on Ferraris if I want it's none of your business.

Reform voters: He's one of us.

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

Nigel Farage condescendingly asserts that nobody cares that he was given £5 million by an overseas crypto-billionaire. As with so much, he is wrong.

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

@ZiaYusufUK Who voted for Farage to lead Reform, Zia? Come to think of it, whoever voted for you, for anything?

[John Slinger MP @JohnSlinger]

A man of dignity in an age of indignity.

Thank you @Keir_Starmer for your service to our country.

You didn’t deserve this.

[Sam @SamCKx]

A democratically elected British Prime Minister has been driven from office by a relentless campaign of propaganda and misinformation; funded, amplified and perpetuated by foreign billionaires and elites whose interests bear zero resemblance to those of ordinary working people.

A noble gesture from an emotional Keir Starmer, entirely consistent with his conduct in office.

A truly sad day for British democracy.

His full resignation speech:

[Sam @SamCKx]

If Keir Starmer does resign, history will look back on his reign and scratch its head as to why the hell he was so hated.

On paper, he's probably delivered more to working British people in such a short time than any PM for decades.

After inheriting an absolute mess: NHS waiting lists fallen. Worker's rights improved. Rail operators nationalised. Improved relations with EU and improved UK's global reputation. Removed non-dom tax status. Halved childcare costs. Boosted state pensions. Lowest homicide rate in 50 years. Lifted 550k children out of poverty. Immigration vastly reduced.

We are in the age of billionaire funded misinformation, whose sole purpose is to topple democratically elected leaders, and insert leadership that favours the wealthy elites over the working people. Looks like the game plan is working...

[Marina Purkiss @MarinaPurkiss]

First Caerphilly…

Then Gorton and Denton

Now Makerfield

Even with the press and billionaires firmly on your side, you lose

We don’t want your division, rage and riots

Hope that’s clear now 🇬🇧❤️✌🏽

[Sam @SamCKx]

If we needed anymore evidence that much of what we see on X is fake, these are the Makerfield by election results:

LABOUR: 24,937
REFORM: 15,696
RESTORE: 3,111
CONSERVATIVES: 997
GREEN: 308

Rupert Lowe has over 850,000 "followers" on X - one of the most of any British political figure, all his posts are highly botted with 10,000s of likes. His party barely scraped 3000 votes and have never come close to winning a seat. Not even Rupert's own seat was won as part of Restore.

Faking engagement to convince people of popularity in the manner he does is election fraud. It is also incredibly likely all this is foreign funded, and undeclared - again, election fraud.

So much of what you read on X about UK politics and the UK in general is funded propaganda intended to overthrow the people's elected representation, and replace it with representation that supports elites and grifters whose sole purpose is to serve their own means, and hurt working people. We must continue to fight against this misinformation if we love our country. 🇬🇧

The British people have once again rejected grift and division.

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

@JDVance Henry's family have asked that his murder isn't exploited by cretins like you James

[ALASTAIR CAMPBELL @campbellclaret]

Pathetic little man. Helps fuel race riots to take the heat off the limited media probing into his crypto financing. Avoids anything but tame interviews which allow him to spout his slogans. Takes sides with a fascist South African tech bro also whipping up racial hatred against the elected PM of UK, the country he claims to love and wants to lead. Demands apologies for word slips on the BBC (which made him). Yet to apologise for the Brexit which has made British people financially worse off (not him though)

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

@ZiaYusufUK 6) Resign from the Conservative Party

7) Be welcomed with open arms by Reform UK

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

Unfortunately nobody from Reform UK was available to go on Question Time today due to us all being in hiding from awkward questions, like “did you accept £1million to throw an election” or “why did you say you weren’t standing for Parliament then change your mind after being given £5 million” or “why did you try to hide a £5 million gift” or “what did the crypto billionaire get in return for his gift” or “did you use it to buy the £1.4m house you purchased for cash just afterwards” or “was it used to buy the £885,000 house that you said you bought, then said your girlfriend who couldn’t afford it bought”..?
#bbcqt

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

Say what you like about the British press, but I find it reassuring that they spend months ripping apart a Labour PM for properly declaring some glasses and football tickets, then all but ignore someone who wants to be PM when he tries to cover up a £5 million gift.

[Jamie Kay @TheRealJamieKay]

London 👏👏👏

[Mr Ethical 🚩 @nw_nicholas]

To sum up yesterday's posts - Farage said he paid for his £1.4m house with the £1.5m fee for I'm a celebrity. He told FT he paid that fee into his company, Thorn in the Side (who will have invoiced ITV). That money never left his company. So he's lying again.