Layla Carolina Angeliic

Mama. Wife. Lover. Weirdo.

[Layla Carolina Angeliic @tiny_earthmama]

I'm wheezing #Jeopardy #mesothelioma

[Layla Carolina Angeliic @tiny_earthmama]

I would give my left pinky toe to hear @rhettmc and his wife cover George Straight-I Just Wanna Dance With You. Maybe my right pinky toe too.

[Layla Carolina Angeliic @tiny_earthmama]

Vitani from Lion King 2 has the same energy as Madeline Brewer and I'm here for it

[Layla Carolina Angeliic @tiny_earthmama]

@Mythical I hated blue cheese for all of my life until I got pregnant with my daughter. Couldn't get enough of it. Started craving pb&j's with blue cheese crumbles. Ate one almost every night for the last four months of being pregnant!

[Layla Carolina Angeliic @tiny_earthmama]

Yall remember that song we all learned in elementary school, There's a Hole in the Bucket? If that ain't the perfect example of talking to a man I don't know what is

[Layla Carolina Angeliic @tiny_earthmama]

My husband drinks his @PabstBlueRibbon the fancy way, pinky up

[Layla Carolina Angeliic @tiny_earthmama]

Told my 3yo she needs to drop her attitude. She stops and looks around at the ground for a few seconds. "Well mommy, I don't see any attitude anywhere so I guess I DIDN'T drop it" then sashays away.

#dramaqueen #ThreeGoingOnThirteen #SendCoffee #AndBaileys

[Layla Carolina Angeliic @tiny_earthmama]

Michael CeraVe

[Layla Carolina Angeliic @tiny_earthmama]

Not saying I'm a badass or anything but I've done laundry, cleaned, folded said laundry, put it away, kept a sick three year old happy, took said three year old to the Dr AND got her to pee in the cup, put on jeans, and drank water. All while having a stomach bug. Gimme an award

[Layla Carolina Angeliic @tiny_earthmama]

"I've had so much sex to Michael Buble... It's hard to perform."

-my husband

[Layla Carolina Angeliic @tiny_earthmama]

I have somehow managed to absolutely wreck my back, from neck to tailbone and everywhere in between. If anyone needs me, I'll be living on my heating pad and letting my kid get away with way more than I usually would.

[Layla Carolina Angeliic @tiny_earthmama]

The second part of your life starts when your kid is old enough to bring you toilet paper.

[Layla Carolina Angeliic @tiny_earthmama]

I fucking love my boys. Yall are my babies and I'm grateful as fuck to have yall in my life.

[Layla Carolina Angeliic @tiny_earthmama]

Love how I was finally having a good day after going thru an early miscarriage and then snapchat gives me this filter option. It's fine. I'm fine.

[Discount🍉Emma🍉Stone (Taylor's Version) @Buffalojilll]

Hmmmmmm, calling my attorney as we speak

[knittykins @Knittykins]

I want to surprise my husband with something different for Valentine’s Day. Should I go for the floor length flannel nightgown or the unicorn onesie?

[Layla Carolina Angeliic @tiny_earthmama]

My three year old thinks Lightning McQueen's name is actually "Drivin the Queen" and I can't bring myself to correct her.

[Layla Carolina Angeliic @tiny_earthmama]

One of the only ways I can get my three year old to drink water is if it's sparkling water. And no, I don't feel bad about it damnit.

[Layla Carolina Angeliic @tiny_earthmama]

Infertility really fucking sucks