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[arvo färt @arvofart]

It never ceases to amaze me that Eli Roth has fans. He’s never made anything good; the lone bright spot in his career is replacing Adam Sandler in Inglorious Basterds. He has all the loathsome bits people hate about Tarantino with none of the skill or talent

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@TheWapplehouse bro.
https://t.co/fJBVH4w5Py

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@pyt_tericaaa stop lying. those injuries are from rubbers bullets fired from a real gun. this goofy ass thing isn't stopping anybody

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@dovesplants Pretty! Is it true that they only bloom once?

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@1000TimesYes Ween didn't release an album in 2001, so none of this really matters.

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@falseroxy you do anything special with the frozen peas? my old man used to put celery salt on them, and I'm partial to putting in those little pearl onions.

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@chans_awakening @paleonormie That's a weird way to spell pastiche

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@Chinchillazllla @mollywidstrom Alcohol is such a big part of social life that I feel weird if people don't drink around me because they know I'm sober.

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@mollywidstrom With 3.75x readers and a 10,000 candlepower flashlight I can just barely make out the instructions on the hot pockets box

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@HuntressSellia Putting a hat on a hat.

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@GrimKim South Carolina has always been weird as shit. Up until the mid 2000s, bars only served liquor from mini airplane bottles, which meant you could only order the most brain dead cocktails like jack and coke.

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@falseroxy roxy bemis

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@alexskopic I just watched The Celebration for the first time a few days ago. I can't imagine that story being told in any other way than in the Dogma 95 style.

[Sam Neill @TwoPaddocks]

When the world seems close to pear shaped,
When leaders fill you with despair
When things look dark and dreary
And love seems far too rare -
CUDDLE A DUCK
[ It works ...]

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@LocalNewsTrash Heartbreaking. He was so effortlessly weird and compelling.

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@goddammitsarah I feel like everyone should have a copy of Better Homes & Gardens Cookbook, and the "How to Cook Everything" series by Mark Bittman is great for reference, but my favorite single subject cookbook is "Bitter: A Taste of the World's Most Dangerous Flavor"

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@AGoldmund Pivotal moment in my radicalization: reading Emily Gabfest Bazelon's NYT magazine article about trans kids and realizing that libs just don't give a shit about anything but propriety and procedure.

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@stonexpitbull Dude, no free touch ups on hands or feet ever.

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@Jake_Hanrahan @PboroCops So sorry to hear that, Jake. I hope you get the answers you need.

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@mjufrv @loyalmoses White gas is basically gasoline with no ethanol, detergents, or other additives. It's pretty close to naphtha.