⚢ Elissa ⚢

This is my Twitter, it is public. 👁👄👁 she/they “Anyone queer in NYC stay away”

[⚢ Elissa ⚢ @tinyjalapeno]

*me trying to flirt w apple pay so I can get my food for free*

[shit_elissa_says @ElissaSays]

*poses for Face ID to pay for food delivery*

[⚢ Elissa ⚢ @tinyjalapeno]

@duolingo I’m so sorry I’ve had a hard few days, plz restore my streak I beg you I already deleted the TikTok app off my phone before it came back and I just re-downloaded twitter to ask you this please help 😔😔😔

[⚢ Elissa ⚢ @tinyjalapeno]

DON’T look at my yarn stash I’m embarrassed

[⚢ Elissa ⚢ @tinyjalapeno]

Karlen has been working on the most amazing DIY ofrenda and I just love the creativity and care that they bring to art ughh I love

[Tim Popp, Six, Squish, Uh uh... @popphits]

Elder Millennials who saw the original cast of Wicked arriving at the movie theater next month.

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

Get the tissues ready friends bc for my next birthday we’re doing Falsettos

[David Doel @daviddoel]

The Harris campaign surged at the beginning when they were clowning Republicans and had a forceful message of "we're not going back".

Then about a month ago they changed strategy by softening the message and campaigning to the right (like Hillary 2016), and look at the result:

[⚢ Elissa ⚢ @tinyjalapeno]

The giddiness I feel when a meeting is cancelled has be like TEEHEE

[small marzipan pig @teethfeelweird]

investigating ways to make my mental health worse. so far I've tried 18h of daily screen time, not speaking to loved ones, and smoking loads of weed. any tips?

[Lindsay Kaye @GhostlyLindsay]

“Jesus takes the wheel, but fate takes the reigns” — @tinyjalapeno

[⚢ Elissa ⚢ @tinyjalapeno]

Can’t believe Amazon tried to ring the doorbell twice at 4:30 in the morning to deliver my nespresso pods

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

i actually LOVE that it gets dark at 7pm now. now i can start Reckoning With My Own Insignificance earlier. really frees up the rest of the evening for Mourning What Could Have Been

[marcus collick @marcuscollick]

In the words of Gavin “if you are alive LIVE”

[⚢ Elissa ⚢ @tinyjalapeno]

@cat_elg @LivelyGhosts

[⚢ Elissa ⚢ @tinyjalapeno]

Me, an American on holiday in Italy currently: 👁️👄👁️

[⚢ Elissa ⚢ @tinyjalapeno]

@hotsaucehazard JFKGOSHABFJCJD

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

What a night

[greg @mistergeezy]

Hillary was right.

[Thorne 🌸 @ExistentialEnso]

Celebrities who aren't trans should fuck off with claims that Democrats are transphobic. You do not speak for me.

The right these days calls every trans person they meet a groomer and a pedo simply for existing. Walz made MN a trans refuge state. There's no comparison.

[🌈karlen rae ⚢ ™️ @hotsaucehazard]

gonna post this pic everywhere