sneeper

[sneeper @tinytrappy]

@classicplaygirl @BurgerKing 😒 they should just hire us cuz they’re making POOR DECISIONS

[sneeper @tinytrappy]

@thisisnotbrian wait!! i’m so excited for you if you’re serious?!?

[sneeper @tinytrappy]

i’m really on the way to 10 foreal

[Murray Hill Guy @MurrayHillGuy1]

Millennials, it's time to choose your midife crisis

1. Date a 24 year old
2. Quit drinking and tell everyone you don’t drink anymore
3. Drink heavily 3-4 times a week
4. Train for a marathon and or Hyrox
5. Have a panic baby (with wife you hate)
6. "We're opening the relationship" (she bangs, guy tries too and fails?
7. Get divorced to feel something
8. Get diagnosed with adult ADHD/autism
9. Niche side quests like rock climbing, gardening, handstands
10. Get very into video games

[®️ @fuckyourtwitt3r]

before HDMI cords we had to match the colors to the tv like u were defusing a bomb

[George Galloway @georgegalloway]

Protect this cameraman at all costs

[Kyle “BoJack” Hall @BoJackinOff]

I was 2 girls away from a threesome last night

[sneeper @tinytrappy]

was it done by AI or a human

[Atlanta Falcons @AtlantaFalcons]

New PFP 👀

[sneeper @tinytrappy]

@thisisnotbrian ! time for a PS5

[sneeper @tinytrappy]

@Its_Jvst_E no, but let me know when you start clash LOL

[Shrek @Shrek]

They’d only deceive you for cheese.

[Pubity @pubity]

A Japanese grandad has become an unlikely internet star thanks to his attempts to take peaceful photos with his two cats, Chouchou and Miko.

Via: i/catwolf0314

[sneeper @tinytrappy]

@TrangDNguyen 😍🥰 love this for you!! enjoy!!

[Daniel Storm @DanielStormApps]

Texting is really nice on the Duo

[Allaz @andrewwasandie]

The longer you work in corporate,the stronger the urge to buy a farm and never open a laptop or hear corporate jargon again

[☆ ★ @imfynerthanfyne]

i broke up w my bf last night and this how he text me to make up 😭

[Softboy @softboy_w]

My coworker is eating Vienna sausage out the can and my boss asked her if she needs more hours. 😭

[sneeper @tinytrappy]

just looked up the woman who made this atrocious list—this is not the job for you!

[People @people]

The Sexiest Man Alive Readers’ Choice Poll 2026 Results Are in! See Who Got Your Vote https://t.co/Al7SdW51kc

[Genesis ! @astralbimbo]

Oh im not hungry

[sneeper @tinytrappy]

oh no. new obsession

[Complex @Complex]

Meet Pumuckel, the shortest horse in the world.

[📸: @pumuckel_w ]