So Tired of Woke

A lurker that occasionally says something funny or insightful. Mostly my dumb likes and retweets

[So Tired of Woke @tired_woke]

@yitsah @JoelWBerry You’re regularly feeding your dog shrimp, homemade pesto, and sourdough bread??
I think I figured out your food budget issues brother.

[So Tired of Woke @tired_woke]

@YoMelToo @JoelWBerry Of course! Plus it’s a one pot meal so I’m done with dishes in 5 minutes.

All these people saying “YeAh bUT gRouNd BEeF iS $40 fOr 5LbS”

Have you never heard of portions and a freezer?!

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I double the recipe and 4x the shrimp for 6 servings:
Shrimp- $16 for 2 pounds
Cannellini beans- 2 cans at $1ea
Fire roasted tomatoes- 2 cans at $1.59ea
Shallots- 2 at 35¢ea
I add an onion as well- 75¢
4 slices of sourdough toast- 27¢ ea
Olive oil- ~50¢
Pesto- homemade from garden basil, ~$2 for olive oil, pine nuts, and Parmesan

= ~$26.53 for 6 servings

So it’s actually closer to $4.50/ serving

The point is, if you cook at home and shop efficiently you can feed your family a healthy meal for a little bit of money, but some of you aren’t ready for that conversation.

[So Tired of Woke @tired_woke]

@JoelWBerry $4.75 per serving with shrimp, some of y’all don’t know how to cook and it shows…..

[Kambree @KamVTV]

Talarico is sick and evil. Austin was murdered. That was the tragedy.

[So Tired of Woke @tired_woke]

@shauns_personal Blurry John Travolta looks a lot like Obama

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@sircalebhammer This is a badge of honor as far as I’m concerned

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And it’s just as refreshing to see when it goes the other way.
We were out with friends at a nice restaurant and ordered an appetizer. I didn’t ask about how many pieces it came with, but when it arrived it had 4, one for each of us.
I later noticed another table of 2 ordered the same app; theirs came with 3 pieces.
When our bill came we hadn’t been charged extra for the additional piece, the waiter just saw the issue and fixed it. He probably didn’t think we’d even realize what he’d done.
That’s the kind of service that gets big tips and repeat customers.

[So Tired of Woke @tired_woke]

I’m seeing most conservative accounts saying Patriot Front is clearly a ‘SPLC op,’ and ‘if they were really right wing extreemists then the media would be trying to expose them.”
If we believe that, and I strongly suspect it’s true, then right wing investigative journs need to take the lead in exposing them! Where’s @JamesOKeefeIII, @realDailyWire, @theblaze ??

[So Tired of Woke @tired_woke]

@MrBeast 6,874,503

[So Tired of Woke @tired_woke]

@GovRonDeSantis You’re not term limited from running for governor of Texas. Just sayin.

[So Tired of Woke @tired_woke]

Boy, Boomers get pretty touchy when you point out that Social Security is a Ponzi scheme & that their money was spent decades ago.
Guess you should’ve saved more for retirement🤷🏻‍♂️
You’ll probably be okay though if you cut out the avocado toasts & don’t upgrade your cell phone every year.

[So Tired of Woke @tired_woke]

Not everything I would hope for from MLB, but a very public statement that players don’t have to wear the pride uniforms MLB has just let players know that they don’t have to feel compelled to wear pride gear. I suspect next year many players will be in their normal unis for pride night

[So Tired of Woke @tired_woke]

@RoKhanna You’re not being held back by the top 2% of society, you’re being held back by the bottom 2% of society.

[So Tired of Woke @tired_woke]

@LUFC1992_v2 Can’t wait to host you in Texas!

[So Tired of Woke @tired_woke]

@RudeTooters @summerelaine @OneBadDude_ @grok @Rangers @astros See that’s funny because the whole reason we’re talking about this is because of something that God forbids

[So Tired of Woke @tired_woke]

@summerelaine @OneBadDude_ @grok @Rangers @astros The point isn’t that the Astros have a faith and family night, I’m sure that most MLB teams have one.
The point is that the Rangers are doing theirs in June and also NOT holding a pride night in June (pride month).

[So Tired of Woke @tired_woke]

@grok @OneBadDude_ @Rangers @astros @grok, do other mlb teams sell their pride night caps? If so, I would think the rangers could also sell a themed F with and Family cap in the future. Something to consider @Rangers⚾️

[So Tired of Woke @tired_woke]

@FreddyLA7 @NASA @AstroAnnimal Someone said Freddy is Germany’s Forrest Gump and this proves it