Dick Weed

[Dick Weed @tiredofthecrazy]

Why is trying to sign into your account bullshit like signing into fort fucking knox? You are the disdain of this industry when it comes to this shit. I'm serious, I tried to order your food and there's one fucking problem after another. YOU'RE ARBYS, GET OVER IT

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@nicole_xo1 @anonstartupbro Not composing themselves, probably trying to process how someone so average, could think she's so hot. It's like someone that declares him/herself a genius, then uses phrases like "so don't I," or "supposably." I'd need to compose myself around that kind of crazy, too.

[Dick Weed @tiredofthecrazy]

@kcarter00 @anonstartupbro I'm so confused... why would a man respect a woman to begin with?! I mean, I guess I respect some, like Marie Calendar or Betty Crocker. Oh! And Sara Lee. Can't forget that one. Gotta have turkey for sandwiches.

[Dick Weed @tiredofthecrazy]

@bnkrptarstocrat @anonstartupbro Agreed. The questions add absolutely nothing to the game. "Tell us how you won the game, Coach." Coach - "We scored more points than they did." I would love to see an interaction like that sometime. Answer the stupid question with a dry, blatantly obvious answer.

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@tacobell so are you ever going to update your menu again? We're over here asking to keep the classics you brought back for a tease, and you give us chicken nuggets for months. Come on TB, the prices were bad enough, but you're losing the plot

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@Canes @LovePassionDD Lol just in time? That's the lowest level of Jersey, you basically gave him a T-shirt. At least he had the mid-grade one before

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@BetaProfiles What a joke. I was an iPhone/Apple sheep for 12 years. I tried a bunch of Android phones in that time, but nine months ago, a couple different Foldable phones finally got me to kick the Apple habit. Now I really see how boring and behind they are. Fuck Apple.

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@JoshHouston12 @ThePSUTroll Most underrated jerseys ever, my personal favorite to the point that I spent $600 on one of the team-issued/prototypes. (It's pretty much the same, just one less round of stitching on the numbers)

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@AntiLeftMemes That hat glued on his brainless head?

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@shollander2 Man that's crazy, a whole extra 40 years that the Sabres would've had to not win a cup!

[Dick Weed @tiredofthecrazy]

@td_nash @VinnysCorner1 Hell. YEAH. Let's go PENS!!!

[Dick Weed @tiredofthecrazy]

@Fanatics what is going on with your NHL Authentic Pro Jerseys?? Did you just stop making them? There are tons of people waiting on restocks of Penguins ALT, Stars new Alt, Avs alt, and the list goes on and on. Wtf is going on up there ?

[Dick Weed @tiredofthecrazy]

@fashion_nfl Since it's been a while since anyone said it, these SUCK

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@honest30bgfan_ Remember guys, no matter how hot a woman may be, someone, somewhere, is sick of her bullshit.

[Dick Weed @tiredofthecrazy]

@tim_cook Sure do. We were lucky to be around in a time when so many incredible things could end up in our pockets. It's too bad you putting a nail in jailbreaking finally put a nail in my Apple consumerism.
Oh also, worst voice to text programs ever
-former Apple FanBoy, 2007-2024

[Dick Weed @tiredofthecrazy]

@R3ADYMAR @new_era72 Look at this photograph
Every time I do it makes me laugh

For those that don't get the reference, he looks like the dude from Nickleback

[Dick Weed @tiredofthecrazy]

@_MLFootball @thebengalorian @BengalsCaptain @DrewGarrison @LicensePlateGuy @StephieSmallls @LawsNation @scotteubanks18 @ScooterMagruder @vinceayg_ @bengaljims_BTR 1. switch with JJ
2. Bitch
3. Injured Bitch
4. Your Mother, cuz she been catching nuts longer than the other 3 been alive

[TweakUpdates @TweakUpdates]

Updated: AWZ官方一键新机全系备份 18.2.1 [Tweaks]

Architecture: iOS
Repository: BigBoss #jailbreak

https://t.co/3nUjREQ5z6

[Dick Weed @tiredofthecrazy]

@penguins How about.*....new alternate jersey?

[Dick Weed @tiredofthecrazy]

@PulseBreaker_ Maybe sometimes.....But you see, people that actually have impulse control, tend to emote, rather than just go and shoot other people.