I was fired from Twitter this morning
Right as I was about to eat my hot dog, I was told Elon had to catch the flight to Chicago & he’d be pushing lunch (which shouldn’t be allowed)
I attempted to discreetly finish my lunch, accidentally choked on it, & was let go because of it.
Hi *waves* a not so friendly reminder that if you're unmasking, eating indoors, and generally accepting that you and others are going to get covid over and over again, that you're not actually a good person, and you're giving in to eugenicist actions. Okee bye!
@princesschubba I’m so sorry, any one of those things would be a lot to deal with. Thank you for continuing to mask and keep yourself safe, I hope that the rest of your family is able to avoid getting sick & your sister and grandma both recover ❤️
Hi. I’m @elonmusk (THIS IS PARODY) and I’m going to suspend Kathy Griffin for a joke the same day I reinstate Kanye West because I’m an antisemitic, homophobic, broken, un-loved prick (NOT parody).
@ATA1D0 @T_Brautigan@NumbZombieMom 100% agree! I’ve been stuck on a 2 hr train ride where my seat mate had covid (found out after the ride) but I was fully vaxxed and wore a fit tested kn95 the whole time. Didn’t get Covid. It takes discipline, but it’s totally possible to avoid it!
I wish "don't dress up as an abuse victim for Halloween" and "don't dress your children up as real serial killers for Halloween" weren't actual things that need to be said