John Smithson

[John Smithson @titsbrah]

@The_True_Clown @bestgirlalive8 Really a pot calling the kettle a faggot here, you look like a troon Amy Winehouse.

[chunky @chunky8bit]

Hmmmm Pagliacci Pizza from 10600 Main St Bellevue, WA, 98004... Good choice...

[John Smithson @titsbrah]

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[John Smithson @titsbrah]

@venturetwins Obligatory.

[John Smithson @titsbrah]

@Bbbbkef8o0 @qquinnsworth Yeah that’s why he said they are overly proud of both their institutions and culture. You’re agreeing with him.

[John Smithson @titsbrah]

Some incredible shit going on over on Threads.

[John Smithson @titsbrah]

@JohnnyWinsPH @MajorityRogers Dudes like to boil tasks like getting pussy down into a list of achievable goals and traits we can obtain(this can work). What usually makes girls want to give you pussy though is a lot more abstract as they’re usually very vibes based and likely schizophrenic.

[Christian Heiens 🏛 @ChristianHeiens]

This man has almost singlehandedly brought El Salvador forward by at least a century, and he did it without LARPing as a Western liberal.

He’s doing almost everything we wish to see transpire in the West, and he started from a substantially worse position than any Western nation.

The aesthetics, the national mythos, the nod to history and tradition, the beautiful architecture, the brutalizing of criminals, and the orientation of a nation and people back towards that which rests above and beyond man. All of it is what the present hour calls for.

[John Smithson @titsbrah]

@CopperResJr @Submissiveqoxi @Surfer_bradlee @devo7500 “envois” this nigga think he French 🤣🫵

[John Smithson @titsbrah]

@coastylauren @anthropocene999 I’ll pick up your shift.

[John Smithson @titsbrah]

@Slatzism Trying to kill yourself by diving headfirst into the NYC Jew tunnels head-first but accidentally hitting the child rape mattress instead of the ground and bouncing off, unharmed.

[John Smithson @titsbrah]

@Myinsanity3003 @Slatzism @Variety Nigga do you think that documentary is pro-EDP?💀It’s not a documentary by a pedo or in support of a pedo, it’s tearing a pedo down completely. Why wouldn’t a pedo hunter be in full support of that?

[John Smithson @titsbrah]

Chinese roach pussy anon:

[汐 @xixikawaii]

今天我才证实了一件事，原来这个地球真的有几十亿人... 我以前一直以为我活在楚门的世界，我感觉我做得每一步选择都是在造物主预料之中的... 所以我必须得证明我的存在价值，哪怕这是负EV的，好吧，这个听起来太抽象了，也许我真的醉了...

[John Smithson @titsbrah]

@aldojonsson @gran1te_mtn They did, Pioneer Square/Yesler were the chillest I’ve ever seen them. Soon as it was over though it went right back to normal, if not worse.

[John Smithson @titsbrah]

@arb8020 @shakoistsLog @gran1te_mtn Nah Cap Hill is as bad if not worse, first hill is rough, the entire area around the market is pretty dogshit too, seen some insane shit in & around that Target💀. SLU ain’t too bad.

[John Smithson @titsbrah]

@CaptAssassin @TallBart Yes it did.

[leah @kmewisfc]

no dad, owning a successful lesbian covid conscious bar in western mass was YOUR dream. I’M going to clown school

[Moongazer @joeybeastmarket]

Any time I see a guy with a mustache I ask him how long he’s had it just in case it’s a recent debut so he feels like an impostor and everyone can tell he’s not a worthy of being a mustache guy. It’s called warfare. It’s called we do a little tribal conquest. Yeah man nice mustache. You trying it on for the first time? It’s called we do a little I’m superior to you. You look like a faggot with that mustache. Oh wow you dress sharp but you have a mustache? You must have so much depth bro. Let me guess, Zoloft? Let me guess, you don’t wake up with a JAVELIN ERECTION every morning? Yeah I could tell because of your mustache. Everyone can tell. You’re nothing. I saw right through you. Kneel before me vile cretin lest I remove it myself. You got a smoke? American spirits right? Yeah I know. Get out of my sight. You have microchimerized my chromosomes just by being near me. You’re lucky I’m docile today. You’re lucky Hitler is watching us. You’re lucky to be leaving this Trader Joe’s with that mustache still attached to your face. And no I won’t be rounding up to donate to your communist money laundering Rwandan well building charity. Put the eggs in the bag I’m going home. No I don’t need the receipt. I can tell you touch them all the time though. You are the small dog. I am the lion. Do not bark again. We can all tell you’re faking it bro. You’ll be looking over your shoulder for the rest of your pathetic life

[ki ! @fthinlttlefreak]

i have tears in my eyes these people are not real we are all living in a simulation

[John Smithson @titsbrah]

@HyperpopFascist Slavic?