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a hater

[𝐶. @itscelyunique]

im gonna be wearing little to no clothing this summer so if you hate fat bitches stay inside

[big daddy 👩🏾‍❤️‍💋‍👩🏽𓋹 @sonderrgirl_]

sometimes i want to kill myself but then my friends do some overly thoughtful thing for me and i feel obligated to postpone it

[vickjpg @vick_jpg]

I give terrible head and I’m awful in bed and I don’t cook and I don’t clean and I’m selfish and I don’t wanna have kids and I hate men

[jake @wormpuller]

Good pussy will have you going thru the desert on a horse with no name to get it

[k👾 @kendalllroyy]

honestly the best drug i’ve tried is the first two weeks of talking to a guy

[Martha Stewart @MarthaStewart]

OiI

[Willie @Willie600640663]

Why would you park beside me

[nina lee @NinaSerafina]

Texting the disappointing man for some disappointment

[ale 🐞 @stonedinurattic]

i cried over a situationship i was cheating on thee entire time #inevergaf

[bri ˚꩜｡⋆₊⊹ @ufobri]

i’m so old i used to tweet by texting twitter’s number

[tanya @Tanya_Sabrinaaa]

texting the abandonment man for abandonment

[🦫🇺🇾 @doubtpointv2]

Well I also had a vision that told me raw is law so now what

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

Thinking about burgers

[meredith @noyeahobviously]

It’s actually super easy when you are a heterosexual woman with a healthy level of self worth and a vibrant social life

[b @wwxwashere]

when i don’t finish a book in 3 days so now it will take anywhere from 8 months to 10 years

[sliccmic 𖤐 @sliccmic]

im not afraid to say i love 2 get on. i love 2 get 2 on.

[Cyber Punk @11cyberpunk]

Audioslave - Like a Stone

[Clarine @BIGPIKLIZ]

I never get tired of seeing this and I actually need my martini switched out like this to feel alive