PROGRAMMING NOTE: I'm moving my Starlink from my house to my new high rise but I have a feeling we're not allowed to have antennas on our balconies. But we're allowed to have furniture, plants and greenery. So I'm turning my satellite antenna into a shrub. All dimensions are estimated, but I will share an as-built when I finish.
ADHD: The “Quick Online Purchase”
8:00 PM — I need a new pillow.
8:09 PM — I’m comparing memory foam densities.
8:44 PM — A Reddit thread convinces me cooling gel is a scam invented by Big Bedding.
9:30 PM — I’m researching sleep posture across different civilizations.
10:15 PM — Ancient Egyptians apparently used wooden headrests. Horrifying.
11:02 PM — I take a sleep quality quiz with 73 questions.
11:48 PM — I decide I can survive with my current pillow a little longer.
Lesson learned: Never judge a Madlanga Commission witness by their morning testimony! 🎭
I almost shed a tear for Warrant Officer Steve Phakula when he narrated his sad story about General Khan. He sounded so genuine, honest, and helpless after that "self-supervising" guy called him out for a drug bust. I was literally sitting here thinking Khan is Satan’s great-grandfather! 😭
The Plot Twist: Kante yeerrrrr, die ding is ook ‘n skelm!
Enter the Female Ganda Ganda: Advocate Sesi Baloyi entered the chat and engineered his neck! 🔥
Mama Sesla put it to him so hard he started choking up and releasing extra air from the back! Before I knew it, the emotional playing cards were gone, and he was admitting to absolutely everything.
From now on, I am waiting until further notice before I catch feelings. Trust nobody until the cross-examination is done! 🗣️⚖️ #MadlangaCommission #ProtectGeneralMkhwanazi
According to the UN Convention against Corruption, of which South Africa is a signatory, civil servants must be:
1. Hired, retained, and promoted on objective criteria;
and
2. Subject to codes of conduct and reporting requirements to enhance transparency and accountability in the management of public finances.
Considering the overwhelming and visible widespread corruption, municipal financial mismanagement, tender and procurement fraud, and the murder of whistle-blowers, liquidators, lawyers, investigators, etc: at what point do we acknowledge that SA is not remotely complying with its obligations?
@IanCameron23@MulderCorn@GroenewaldPJ@geordinhl