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Shawn Carter is nice, but Sean Price is the best. FTP Squad 4 Life. Русский военный корабль, иди нахуй. 🇺🇦

[Veuve Clicquot DeBarge @tk9ersny]

I’m gonna pin a blanket “BITCH SHIT THE FUCK UP!” and anyone who follows me will know which posts that come across their TL it applies to. I’m not trying to engage these CHUDS. Fuck them, fuck their fathers for not pulling out and fuck their mothers for not aborting them.

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@Kil889 Get DOC in there on some Gale Sayers ish, only played 5 years but BOY were those 5 years exceptional.

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@Kil889 I had thought about including the Originators of this here thing called Hip Hop but you said albums AND songs were a requirement and that eliminated the whole first decade for me.

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@markjburton2 Make sure to tell them they’re “barking up the wrong tree, Pal!” But again, that “P” needs to send a shockwave across the room.

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@markjburton2 You gotta catch them with a “guy” but with the hardest fucking “g” you can possibly muster. Harder than Joe Rogan’s hardest “r”s.

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@mabinti6 @Tronicssystem Rock confirmed it, unfortunately.

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@RSGAT Will support any candidate born from a crater. I’m a sinkhole issue voter.

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@PeaceSincere7 Yeah I heard Rock say that. Respect the hell out of him for trying to keep half of BK from going on a crashout mission.

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@xspotsdamark @MelechThomas

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@PeaceSincere7 Thanks for sharing. I was waiting on some kind of confirmation. That’s fucking grimy. Buckshot getting jumped in BK feels like Nip getting got in South Central. Just something that shouldn’t ever happen.

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@Felonious_munk From experience: yes

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This dickhead also said Shiner Bock sucks so clearly he’s too smoothbrained to listen to.

[Robert J. O'Neill @mchooyah]

You’re not men. You’re boys. If there was no social media, you would be my concubines.

[Veuve Clicquot DeBarge @tk9ersny]

@Kil889 On Rock’s birthday, no less?!

[Shekar Krishnan @voteshekar]

Electing Donald Trump will have dire consequences on our city-- a city made of immigrants. We cannot re-elect him.

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@mabinti6 The only reason I ever go to Burger King is that their chicken surfboard reminds me SO much of this, my favorite school lunch.

Also the Flushing Meadows Pitch & Putt has these.

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@Felonious_munk Reminds me of that one Mitch Hedberg bit: “I used to do drugs. I still DO do drugs, but I used to too!”

[Kevín @KevOnStage]

Christian Rap Battles

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@Kil889 Lol what happened?

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@Kil889 Rakim, Run DMC, LL Cool J, Dr. Dre, OutKast.

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@yawgeezmusic DO IT!

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@solomonmissouri When my little guy was 3 months old we were out and about, he had a stuffed nose, and we realized we forgot his little snot bulb at home. I bit the bullet and did it. It honestly wasn’t so bad. Something about it being YOUR kid and knowing it’s needed makes your brain ignore it.