Jesus loves us right now, just as we are. He isn’t yelling at us to climb out of our pits and clean ourselves so we can be worthy of Him. He is wading waist-deep into the muck of life, weeping with the broken, rescuing the lost, and healing the sick.
John Trevino, my roommate, of 19 years of age, went his entire life without realizing that the shift key, on a computer is... for capitalizing letters. He rlly been going his ENTIRE LIFE using caps lock to capitalize ALL of his letters I’m,,, dying
If you start watching Shrek at 10:39:04 on New Years Eve, a bunch of magical fairy tale creatures will start playing the Eddie Murphy & Smash Mouth version of “I’m a Believer” precisely at midnight, in case anyone is looking for the perfect way to celebrate
Let’s get a few things straight before we head into 2019:
Whataburger breakfast is crucial
Patty Melts cure sadness
Don’t ask me where I want to eat.. I want Whataburger
A shake is mandatory after your meal
You can order fries AND onion rings