grack

[JoeLongBalls @JoeLongBalls]

there is absolutely no way to respond to "is it unattractive for men to play video games" without looking mad as fuck, just gotta keep walking past that one, brother

[yuri!!! and its the star with confetti behind @yuriiiiButAStar]

"Aussies are just making up words"
YEAH. THATS HOW EVERY LANGUAGE WORKS EVER. CRIKEY‼️‼️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

[grack @tkennedy_01]

@MsgToAllFriends

[両刀使い ・ Ryou ☭ (TRANSLATION COMMS OPEN•フリー翻訳者) @gloopbastard]

HIS NECK JUST DID THAT #hisneckjustdidthat

[gnatmaster @_natastrophe_]

CITIZEN! A SUBLITERATE OFFICER OF THE LAW HAS IDENTIFIED YOU AS SUSPICIOUS. PLEASE ABANDON ALL SURVIVAL INSTINCTS AND PREPARE TO BE MOLESTED.

[Lark @king_of_limb]

chappell roan put my daughter into a horrifically large sock and repeatedly slammed her as hard as she could into the countertop

[Sigmatic @sigmatic_]

America, if you’re near an opera house, if you’re near a ballet studio, go inside and put your hand inside the donation bin for no reason!! Their money is your money.. as of right now!!

[grack @tkennedy_01]

genuinely how is there a new one every week

[Years of lead poisoning @UltrawokeMK]

oh no my gorgeous 39 year old baby son got ballistic missiled just for attending EDM influencer rave in slave land

[grack @tkennedy_01]

@Goodbye_Aki @TheYard

[cow @cowincrisis]

imagine leading a horse all the way to water and it won’t even fucking drink like what a stupid animal

[Jane Altoids @staticbluebat]

“And then I moved the Bible to the bloody fiction section in the bloody Barnes and Noble. Bloody morons.

But on a more serious note CEOs are human beings and should be treated with respect.”

[rory🚶‍♀️ @roryofffilm]

me reading people’s substack “essays” and looking at epic doggos on bluesky because elon musk didn’t want to give up his child p*rn maker

[grack @tkennedy_01]

haven't showered since last year

[grack @tkennedy_01]

@MsgToAllFriends

[mrs. jackpots @titleposting]

how it feels to love Sinners, Weapons, and One Battle After Another

[grack @tkennedy_01]

@slime_machine extremely reminiscent of sean penn's character in OBAA but he could never eat it like you

[grack @tkennedy_01]

my therapist said this to me, and it hit me like a brick, "Can I get a booty pic with your panties on and one without them on? Can I also get 3 different pics of your boobs any position. Also, can i get just a normal pic or your pussy from the front and one where it's spread a"

[US Chemical Safety & Hazard Nonaffiliate @sexualprisoner]

JUST HEARD AN EXPLOSION. THIS IS WHAT WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR, IT'S HAPPENING.
IT'S TIME TO #KILLANDEATYOURNEIGHBORS

[ˢʰʸ @QuiteShallow]

Silksong fans