Roonil Wazlib

Tuskegee U ‘14. Faulkner '17. 1906. Constitutional Gladiator. Proud Public Defender. Gryffindor. IG: @tkmesq *My tweets are (mostly) jokes and not legal advice*

[Roonil Wazlib @tkmesq]

A Different World truly stands the test of time. Topics they discussed back then are often still relevant now.

[The Hillman Files @thehillmanfiles]

No means NO. There is no gray area.

[Roonil Wazlib @tkmesq]

@AlabamaFTBL @NickyPerkss @EASPORTSCollege #CFB27

[Alabama Football @AlabamaFTBL]

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Repost and reply with #CFB27 for a chance to win!

[Toei Animation @ToeiAnimation]

35 years ago today, Goku transformed at last as a SUPER SAIYAN💥🐉

#DragonBallZ #SuperSaiyan

[Roonil Wazlib @tkmesq]

Spinning Saxophone Colossus in your memory sir 🫡🫡🫡🫡

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

Sonny Rollins, one of the most influential Jazz musicians of our time, died this afternoon. He was 95

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@_dawnmontgomery Hol up!! 😂😭

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You came to that conclusion after a 4 second clip? 😂

[Harry Potter Universe @HPotterUniverse]

I am not getting any Snape vibes.

[Roonil Wazlib @tkmesq]

20 minutes not including my shower and hair care routine. 45 minutes total.

[Keeks 🦋 @DietCoke_Esq]

Boy attorneys: how long does it take you to look courtroom ready? Trying to see something

[Roonil Wazlib @tkmesq]

Pat just inadvertently admitted that Harden isn’t better than Wade if the only person (alive) who could critique him is the best SG ever lol

[NBACentral @TheDunkCentral]

Pat Bev calls out D-Wade

“He lost me when he said if you’re not better than me, you can’t speak on it. By that logic, the only person who can talk about you is Michael Jordan. That’s the dumbest sh*t I’ve ever heard.”

(h/t @TheNBABase )

[Roonil Wazlib @tkmesq]

Snape already answered for this in Half Blood Prince. Most movie (and book) plot holes can be solved by reading lol

[Daily Harry Potter @TheDailyHPotter]

Interesting 🤨

[Roonil Wazlib @tkmesq]

To be fair, Malfoy and the Slytherins had better brooms than Harry and the Gryffindors in CoS, and Gryffindor won.

In the World Cup, both teams had Firebolts, but Krum had the Irish seeker in a blender the whole game (though they lost) lol.

Talent always beat equipment.

[Everything Price Sufferer (but especially eggs) @agraybee]

I don't think JK Rowling really understands sports as a concept because what do you mean individual players can bring their own vastly superior equipment that gives them an advantage.

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@DietCoke_Esq You’re already late

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Not Chuck! 😭

[miles (mpp) @goldmanbear]

Harry Potter canonically played 9 quidditch games in six whole years of school #TheBoyWhoLoadManaged #PandemicPotter

[Roonil Wazlib @tkmesq]

Yall: I matched!

Me, even though I’m not a doctor and don’t know most of yall, but I’m incredibly excited for and proud of yall nonetheless:

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Nobody:

Dr. Santos seeing Dr. Langdon every episode:

#ThePitt

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Forgot Bruno is dropping his album this week. Def gotta get the red vinyl.

[Roonil Wazlib @tkmesq]

Good music moves you, whether you understand the lyrics or not.

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Never thought I’d see the day where international trips can be cheaper than domestic lol smh

[MS.JAZZY @MsJazzybelle]

My lil weekend staycations used to cost me a lil $200-300 max now it’s damn near $1k for 2 days..not even in another city, aye Ft/Miami got it

[O’Shea Jackson Jr @OsheaJacksonJr]

In 40 years, it had never rained during the Super Bowl. On the day of 41st the heavens opened up and poured down hard.

Because everything on the stage were live instruments and the stage floor was slick with water for he and his dancers, they asked Prince what did he want to do about the performance.

Prince replied, “can you make it rain harder?”

Long live Prince. The greatest halftime performance in Super Bowl history.

[Roonil Wazlib @tkmesq]

The last one went platinum in Alabama 😂

[Nicole ✨ @BombshellCole]

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