Tushar Kalwani

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:): Schrödinger's smile

[Tushar Kalwani @tkzzeal]

Me: *Watching a women ride Royal Enfield*

Taxi driver plays a song

"Milti hai zindagii main mohobatt kabhi kabhi ....."

[Tushar Kalwani @tkzzeal]

@sansaargrover @airtelindia Bhai nahi hai airtel bhai nahi hai.

[Sumedha Sharma @sumedhasharma86]

As tourists make a rush to exit Kashmir after #PahalgamTerroristAttack this is what flight prices look like. The taxis have trebled the prices. This is sad face of Indian aviation or tourism industry. Rather than giving subsided prices in this hour of national sorrow they are making most of it
#pahalgamattack #पहलगाम #PahalgamTerrorAttack #KashmirTerroristAttack
@RamMNK

[Tushar Kalwani @tkzzeal]

4 tickets available 25th Jan, Ahemdabad
Kindly DM if interested.
#coldplaytickets

[Vikas Dhayal @VikasDhayal18]

What happens when an IPS trainee from the Tripura cadre smashes a whiskey glass on your head in Delhi, for sadistic pleasure?

Here’s the sequence of events:
1.6th December, 10:50 PM: The attack takes place at a wedding venue in Kapashera, Delhi.
2.10:57 PM: A PCR call is made as I’m rushed to the hospital.

#punish_rahulbalharaips

[Tushar Kalwani @tkzzeal]

@messelemmutlak @sanjh0e OO is Orange orangutan and mfs is self explanatory.

[Tushar Kalwani @tkzzeal]

@Karthik79956315 @aaradhana_gowri @cinemaniac26 @FanaticFilmy @mohamedyazerm @Moviepatti @NikhilPoojary01 @rajmohan2blue @TalkiesFriday @selvinnellai87 @pc_vignesh Andhadhun ???

[The Fauxy @the_fauxy]

JUST IN: Renowned Celebrity MC Stan Praises Dialogues of #Adipurush

[Chennai Super Kings @ChennaiIPL]

And the whistles take over!💛🥳

#IPL2023Final #CSKvGT #WhistlePodu #Yellove 🦁

[Tushar Kalwani @tkzzeal]

@IMohitPrajapati Fishy speech

[Tushar Kalwani @tkzzeal]

@IMohitPrajapati Yeh ek reply se dono legends k beizzati krna kab seekh gaye 🥲😂

[Tushar Kalwani @tkzzeal]

@IMohitPrajapati Ek lafz nahi sununga arijit k against mohit ji , not a word.

[Aakash Chopra @cricketaakash]

No tournament lasts two years to find its winner. So, please don’t throw ‘final should be one knockout game’ in my direction. Test cricket is a very unique sport…lasts five days. Championship lasts two years. Finals can surely be a 3-match series. 2/2 🫶

[Harsha Bhogle @bhogleharsha]

(s)weep.

[Harsha Bhogle @bhogleharsha]

I cannot wait for the Border-Gavaskar Series to start.

[Harsha Bhogle @bhogleharsha]

Really looking forward to see what the Tatas do with Air-India. If they indeed decide to retire the Vistara brand & put Air-India up front, they will give up a liked & respected brand for one that has a different image. Will make it an interesting performance & branding exercise

[🇦🇪 HGS @Sajwani]

HOLY BREAKING: Trump is reinstated on Twitter!

[Harsha Bhogle @bhogleharsha]

Well....I am a commentator, not a witch-doctor, and I have to tell it as it is....

[Tushar Kalwani @tkzzeal]

@_harsh_7 @klrahul @sagarcasm Usse pehle hi modiji desh nikala krdein KL ka 😂

[Tushar Kalwani @tkzzeal]

@_harsh_7 @ICC 😂aap bhi uss moment k utne hi fan hai.

[Tushar Kalwani @tkzzeal]

@_harsh_7 @ICC Rahul dravid ko itna emote krte last ek test match main declare krte time dekha tha 😎