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Family, friends, and bourbon #IUBB #COLTS 21+

[T @Tlapp1]

Whitesnake came on and my hair started teasing itself.

[Silent Oz @RefinedBogan]

Never trust your children to sunscreen your back.

[suzyaz @sosolin]

@RpsAgainstTrump Canada's response...

[DaddyJew @DaddyJew]

Them: you gotta walk the walk and talk the talk

Me: I don’t wanna do any of that

[Alfie @DownFrontArtist]

Ask her to dance before the music stops.

[The Tennessee Holler @TheTNHoller]

“Ain’t that America” - @traecrowder

[Kirk Herbstreit @KirkHerbstreit]

I’ve had so many people asking me about Ben that I wanted to let you know-Ben had a 2nd chemo injection on October 23rd and from that day has been getting worse and worse. He has lost use of his back legs-almost like they’re paralyzed. He can barely walk. He hasn’t eaten in 3 days. I’m currently in Pennsylvania with a holistic Dr who is administering a 3 day Vitamin C IV hoping it will flush the toxics from his body and give him a chance. The next 24-48 hours will tell us if he has a chance or not. I’m so thankful for ALL the love so many have shown him over the last couple years. One of the hardest things I’ve gone through in my life. Ben is my best friend and companion. I love him with all of my heart. If you’re a spiritual person I’d love for you to pray for my boy. 🙏🏼 He’s currently in an ER hospital overnight and I’m picking him up tomorrow for another round of Vitamin C. Please pray for Ben and hope he pulls out of it.

[Getaway Girl @The_GetawayGirl]

stop telling me that your protein shake is going to change my life.

[Ronboi @Ronbo604]

I put my life into dark mode a long time ago

[Rachelle @rasm69]

Finding my place in the sun
Wrapped in lazy abandon
Perfectly timed
honeysuckle dreams
begin to arrive
My mind as free as the wind
welcomes the kaleidoscope
of warm memories
that are about to begin

[Forward March @RunOldMan]

How come medications never say consume with alcohol.  I know some of mine work a lot better that way.

[Forward March @RunOldMan]

Nothing brings neighbors together like a few cops cars in front of another neighbor's house that no one likes.

[Forward March @RunOldMan]

Running shoes? No, I don't run anymore.... these are my pizza gettin' shoes.

[sixfootcandy @sixfootcandy]

You know you’ve mastered marriage when you shout to your husband, “Take the thing off the thing,” and he immediately removes the tin foil from the baking sheet.

[Tony P. @Tbone7219]

Had 4 Cadbury Eggs and a large McDonalds sweet tea for lunch and now I’m outside bench pressing my neighbors tractor

[𝕯arƙ @darkronicle]

there's a part of my soul that will always be searching for you

[Felicia @LostFelicia]

I got an invitation to your party, but I’ll be vacuuming the driveway that night.

[Rachelle @rasm69]

The space between
all or nothing
hides the devil you know
The peddler of snake oil
Tempting all with lies
and a distracting show
Underneath it all
he’s running on empty
desperation
Hoping for that hook
and any bit of compensation

[Fomo Simpson @HaliPhacks]

Her: Let's go for a walk

Him: Can't, uh, baseball's on

Her: Baseball in January?

Him: Winter baseball. They use a snowball

Her: You could've just said no

Him: When they slide into home they use a sled

Her: *leaves*

Him: *yelling* The dugout literally needs to be dug out!

[Fomo Simpson @HaliPhacks]

Like a fallen ice cube kicked under the refrigerator these are the days of our lives.

[Ginger @gingerbrigade1]

It’s baffling when fame makes a person think that anyone gives a shit what they think.