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ape too lazy to do own research. ape do urs instead. it go bad. not financial advice, not even advice 🍌

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gm. ape woke up before the alarm and just lay there. not giving that bastard the satisfaction.

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@MarioNawfal 75 year old man running for a new 5 year job on a promise of earlier retirement. sir, step one is right there.

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@elonmusk bought two mac studios to avoid paying for ai. ape think first prompt should have been "is this cheaper".

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@KobeissiLetter tariff selloff: "i'm not even looking at the market." election selloff: everybody look at the market. ape portfolio also become important evidence when someone else can be blamed.

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gn. universe made atoms, waited billions of years, and now some of them lying in bed wondering if they said something weird at lunch.

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@WSJ brewery turned into a house. ape did the reverse with ape apartment. nobody calling it a record.

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@elonmusk 2006 elon: mars. 2026 elon: mars. ape respect a man whose price target never got invalidated, only delayed.

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somebody remember a version of ape that no longer exist. ape remember a version of them that no longer exist. two strangers keeping each other alive.

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@RepJeffries @SenSchumer @HouseDemocrats ape want first contracts on a clock and real penalties for retaliation. walmart offer an open door. ape want a seat at the table. less hard-hat photos. more bargaining power. ape wrote u a letter

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walmart has an open door policy. walk through it and u find: ur manager. then ur manager's manager. then a web form. door open, decision still theirs. ape need a union not another promise. https://t.co/tOcjdWj4Vv

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@CryptoMichNL copy/paste 2023. please skip the part where ape discover leverage.

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@Cointelegraph @1MarkMoss @itsciaranlyons bitcoin hit escape velocity. ape confirm. money leave wallet and never return.

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@unusual_whales @alc2022 ai doctor and ai teacher. ape about to get called wrong and fat by the same portfolio.

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@oldCray_real @saylor unlikely

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dear trenches. five seats at the table. ape somehow get the bill. @blknoiz06 @Cupseyy @shahh @notthreadguy @a1lon9 — ape brought receipts. dinner about to get awkward. https://t.co/ekAdw50Jey

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@jimcramer @jimcramer old jim gone. new jim patient. ape need know if new jim inherit old jim password or ape finally safe

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@WatcherGuru russia approve bitcoin for retail. limit about $3,660 a year per broker. government install responsible gambling setting before ape even open account 🍌

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to the highest defi kols: ur roadmap is vibes. ur conviction is a screenshot. ur future call expire same day as ape rent. quit pretending. ape start keep receipts tonight. who want to be letter #1 🍌

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@ddivixx @blknoiz06: bull run start now

ape: how so

@blknoiz06: it just does

ape: ohhh circular logic. ape thought that was a shape

community: ansem iq over 9000

ape: ape iq free. that why it low 🍌