Tanner Lee

street smart hood rat and self-proclaimed honey boo boo child

[Katherine Argent @effthealgorithm]

Search is full of ads and wrong answers. Every other email is an ad. Prime Video charges you and shows ads. Paramount? Ads. Peacock? YouTube? Hulu? Ads followed by more ads. Netflix full of ads. Meta and X, every other thing is an ad. Pinterest is nothing but ads. AI is in everything. AI finishes sentences incorrectly and won’t stop. AI reads your email and search history to target you with more ads. Every time you open an app or visit a site there’s an update making it worse. In a hurry? First, click here to agree to terms you don’t have time to read and must accept. You need an account to do that. Change your temporary password. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email and enter that code. Now use a passkey. Your password is too simple to remember. Change it. No, not like that. Now log on. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email for a code… Welcome back! We’ve updated our terms of service and privacy policy (you have none). Subscribe to the site. Subscribe to Netflix. Subscribe to toilet paper. Subscribe to these groceries. Pay a membership fee for the right to subscribe then tip your driver who delivers the subscriptions your membership lets you subscribe to. Time to work? We’ve got to update your laptop and will slow down everything you do until you agree to update. But first, click here to agree. Update installed — your laptop’s broken now. It doesn’t matter, since your boss just replaced you with AI. Go to your phone to complain on social media. Wait, your phone needs an update so we can add more AI. Click here. Oh sorry, your phone can’t handle this update. Now it’s useless. Go get the newest phone. Here’s a text from a friend, an email, a voice mail they left three days ago but you didn’t see until now because of sync problems with the cloud. It’s their GoFundMe. Their MLM. Their Patreon. Never mind, you didn’t respond to their text within 9 minutes and now you’re no longer friends. They blocked you. Make new friends. Download this app to find people in your area. In your neighborhood. On your street. Two doors down from you. Do you know this person yet, we think you’d get along. You need an account to use this app. That username is taken. Enter a password. Not that one, you used it on another site. You need to be connected to WiFi to download the app. Allow the app to connect to other devices on your network. Allow the app to access your contacts, know your precise location, store your credit card details. Oops, sorry, we got hacked now all that info is available on the web. There’s a class action suit. You can join. It’ll take a decade to get your $3.73 share of the ten billion settlement. We’ll send it via PayPal or deposit it to your bank, just tell us those details. Oh no, another hack. That info is circulating now, too. Here’s a spam call, a spam email, a spam text. Why are you angry? Why are you talking about getting rid of your phone? Why don’t you like AI, it lets us make all of this easier? Do you know how ridiculous that sounds? This is progress. You’ll be left behind. Do you want to be left behind? Do you???

[GB 🪄 @Gbdaniel001]

When you arrive at a lying competition but the competitor lied about the venue

[DJB @Skinwalker5110]

Went to the Oreo website and hit accept all cookies. Now we wait.

[boe @bigsquishyfrog]

Lmaooo living by the sword is so dope. I hope this lifestyle doesn't have any consequences for me later on

[Frankie Muniz @frankiemuniz]

Happy Sunday! I am proud to say I live for Jesus Christ. Who’s with me?

[Tanner Lee @tlee180]

@ChizPlays scrolling through Facebook and I think ai stole your likeness

[❥ hazel ︻デ═一 @BluebriarArts]

me when i accidentally lose the hat that prevents me from freaking the fuck out

[Tanner Lee @tlee180]

@KevinGohD Xbox 👋

[trap dad @dude_gang]

Call me Jeffrey the way I dom her

[Tanner Lee @tlee180]

@jakeandamir Please bring @USARice back

[trap dad @dude_gang]

Saying “you heard it here first folks” when she tells me she’s cumming

[Tanner Lee @tlee180]

@LuisCabanillasL @DannyD15_ @BURNITDOWNN2 @MLBTheShow @Reds @Orioles @Pirates @MLBPA @MLB @LasMayores @MLBDominicana I don’t know if you ever tried streaming your Xbox from your pc? I just learned about it and it’s similar to cloud. I use it to play games that aren’t on gamepass when I’m away from home. Might not work for the show though, sometimes the input delay can be a bit rough

[ًً @RellyCooper]

confronted my uncle tonight about why he keep putting his hands on my aunt and told him come put his hands on me like that. just now waking up from that won't be doing that again moving forward

[Olivia Rondeau 🇺🇸 @rondeaulivia]

Why can’t my neighborhood’s July 4th be like this?? This is truly America at its best

[Tanner Lee @tlee180]

@fahimanwar Those bischoff cookies absolutely slap

[Arizona Coyotes @ArizonaCoyotes]

Arizona Coyotes Forever 🤍

[trap dad @dude_gang]

in the orgy padding my stats during garbage time

[trap dad @dude_gang]

your honor, I was just standing on business

[trap dad @dude_gang]

watching my wife getting fucked from the cuck chair and shaking my head so people know I disagree with it

[Tanner Lee @tlee180]

@scottiebateman Me when I fucking send it in flight simulator