Tom Liston

Consultant - Senior Advisor - Counter Hack Challenges
Curmudgeon, programmer, slinger of packets.
I tell lots of people that they've been hacked.

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I'll say it. Donald Trump is a small, petty man who, rather than focus his Presidency on service to our country, is obsessed with callow grievances.

We can disagree about his other actions, but seriously, how is this EO anything but childish?

https://t.co/yCplVGVoA5

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If enough people swear in an affidavit that Trump is a member of Tren de Aragua, what happens?

Asking for a friend...

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Are we Great Again???

Surely we must be Great Again.

Great? Again?

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Are we Made Great Again yet?

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I want to say that @Tailscale is incredible.

That is all. You may now return to your dull, wretched lives.

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This isn't about Russia. He's tanking the markets on purpose to enrich himself and his billionaire bros.

The buying will commence soon.

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As a father to eight beautiful, amazing, young women...

This.

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Today, we are all, metaphorically, in the airport of life:

◾Calories don't count. Go ahead, have that Cinnabon.
◾Money doesn't matter. Yes, it costs $19.99. But that's totally reasonable.
◾No one will judge you for having a cocktail with it. Even if it's 9am...

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@Ron_Dilley It's so nice to have important contributions recognized.

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@digininja @bettersafetynet I gotta say, Joseph Jacquard truly doesn't get enough blame for what he started.

Don't even get me started on Ada Lovelace.

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@strandjs @strandjs : Hahahahaha... Love you, pal!

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Here's what I'm thinking, @CommerceGov @CISACyber @uspto @tylertech :

If you don't clean this up, I may be incentivized to use your lack of data sanitization "creatively."

Think of the possibilities: your site might become a piece of performance art... 👿

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@edskoudis @CounterHackSec @joswr1ght Dang... I miss you folks. Much love to you all!

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@edskoudis @CounterHackSec Is @joswr1ght attempting Zen (Xen) levitation?

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@CalvaryChapel : Someone has compromised your website. The image on the left is your regular site, and the picture on the right shows your site as viewed by Googlebot. It would be good to have someone with a security background look at your site.

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Maybe you need to be involved as well, @tylertech

It's not a good look for an organization that says, "[p]roviding online security and maintaining compliance with industry and regulatory standards is a commitment we take seriously."

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Hey, @CommerceGov @CISACyber @uspto
How about cleaning this up, mmmkay?

It seems a little off-brand for the Department of Commerce to boost SEO for pharma bros.

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So I reported this to the Department of Commerce and, based on their response, they're totally cool with it.

DoC: Boosting SEO for pharma scammers, one drug at a time.

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@evanbooth I thought only dogs did that. I never realized planes did it, too...

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@edskoudis @CounterHackSec @evanbooth @Kyle_Parrish_ ❤️❤️❤️