Taylor Leigh

"Life is short, why be an accountant?" - Ben Wyatt

[jewel @whateverjewel]

and just like that my parents aint gettin grandchildren

[Taylor Leigh @tltogger]

I always thought “I can’t even look at you” was just a thing people say to be dramatic but I actually felt that feeling for the first time today. Fascinating

[Taylor Leigh @tltogger]

I went to Puerto Rico shortly after hurricane Maria and it was flooded with “Fuck Trump” and “shame on the United States” signs.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

REPORTER: Due you owe Puerto Rico an apology?

TRUMP: I love Puerto Rico. And Puerto Rico loves me. I don't know anything about a comedian. Nobody has done more for Puerto Rico than me. Nobody gets along better with Puerto Rico. They love me and I love them.

[tré easton @treeaston]

I hate to say it. I hope I don’t sound ridiculous. But I don’t know who this man is. He could be walking down the street. I wouldn’t know a thing.

Sorry to this man.

[ඞ @lifeinchaos_]

My age is news to me every single time I remember

[sophia ✨ @musicallaneous]

god i'm so glad no one has to do this eight times a week, can you even imagine

[Taylor Leigh @tltogger]

@shakewaits I use it for two reasons:
-emergencies
-to see how far away he is with my food

[Sarah @heyaimsarah]

“Hors d'oeuvre” is doing too much

[Taylor Leigh @tltogger]

@shakewaits No cause I’m doing it when I get my license 😬😬 I’m a chronic procrastinator you know this!! But my dmv appointment is next week

[Taylor Leigh @tltogger]

@shakewaits I keep procrastinating getting my VA license

[full-snack developer 🇭🇹 @notdanilu]

hate to admit it, but the “go to the gym in the morning & enjoy the rest of your day” people were right.

[Jack @GayLaVie]

Now that’s a border crisis if I’ve ever seen one

[🌙Swiftie Sports Center @SwiftieESPN]

Me when I discovered L’Oréal dream matte mousse in middle school

[Big Brother Daily @BB_Updates]

RT if you want Chelsie to win Big Brother 26 #BB26

[Nine @ninewontmiss]

everyone else seeing the northern lights except me

#northernlights

[meghan @deloisivete]

Why are you, a restaurant website, gatekeeping your online menu by making me choose delivery or pick-up, when I merely need to mentally rehearse my drive-thru order

[cai @caijohnsonn]

ppl with no sense of urgency be bothering tf outta me bro

[Anjali 👊🔥🇺🇸🇨🇦 @AnjaliVBhatt]

looking forward to another week where all the stuff I want to accomplish depends on a sense of self-discipline and executive functioning I've never once possessed in my life

[‏ؘ @helllojojo]

this show is still so good even when you have a bitch in your ear telling you it’s overrated and not funny

[Kelly ❤️‍🔥🩷☁️0️⃣ @AllTooKelll]

I'm dying💀😂😂😂