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[Kimbrrlee 🐞 @Kimbrrleeee]

Everyone: you all hate Spencer because he’s not a Democrat

Me: I have hated him since the early 2000s

[fallon iverson @daFalligator]

My take on the whole cat sitter discourse on TikTok is that the owner should be allowed to shoot the cat sitter.

[Hamilton @HamiltonMusical]

The founding MOTHERS.
🎥: soph.seymour / TikTok

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

If abortion is “murder,” then parents refusing a simple vitamin K shot to prevent their newborn from bleeding to death should be too.

[𝕛𝕒𝕟𝕖𝕒 @heyyitsjanea]

because it’s fucking cute Cecilia

[TC @tm_carst]

You can tell who grew up in the era of strictly timed tests. Because I get disappointed when I don’t finish the mini in <30 seconds

[lulli ☾ @idblockthesun]

noah kahan on the great divide is so real because yeah i too in the midst of the whole identity crisis that comes with leaving and the way it pulls you away from who you were while still not letting you fully settle into who you’re becoming take a moment to hate on cybertrucks

[Zoya🕊️ @Zoya_ki_batein]

gabby petito is proof that society doesn't believe women until they're dead.

[Home of the Brave @OfTheBraveUSA]

JD Vance in September 2025: "If you celebrate Charlie Kirk's death, you should not be protected from being fired for being a disgusting person."

[Jon Favreau @jonfavs]

One day, Donald Trump will die, and his supporters will try to punish the people who say things like this.

[FLAVOR FLAV @FlavorFlav]

So impressed and blessed for all the brands reaching out to support. thousand and more companies offered to donate product and my team gunna get to it. 🙏🏾🙏🏾

BUT if you a billion dollar company,,, we don’t want a product donation. We want you to sponsor these women + athletes.

[Sravan Panuganti, DO, FACOS @SPuro88]

As someone who completed a 5 year surgical residency, normal people don’t quit when they’re 6 months from finishing unless there’s a major red flag. Additionally, people with those red flags shouldn’t be surgeon general.

[Nebraska Cubbie @NebraskaCubbie]

My tax dollars better be used to fix that guys teeth

[bri @bribrisimps]

sorry USA winning both women’s and men’s ice hockey against canada WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETERRRRRRR

[🗽🍻💍 @Light_2610]

INCHES
FEET
MILES
COLOR
FARENHEIT

RAHHHHHHHH 🦅

[TC @tm_carst]

@cassandradale55 Do you think we can custom make rhe jumpsuits

[Governor Hochul Press Office @NYGovPress]

Won’t matter. His name is on the next page too.

[Clare @Clarabell045788]

I hate when fitness influencers are in their early 20s. Listen I was skinny and hot when I was 21 too. My diet was vodka, noodles, coffee and cigarettes. My workout was walking to parties in 5inch heels. You don’t impress me. Come back when you’re 50.

[TC @tm_carst]

Honestly there’s nothing more beautiful than my best friend freely waltzing into my sisters house like she’s the fourth carstensen child.

[TC @tm_carst]

@cassandradale55 I’d turn down the money.