Terry Maxon

He's retired now after spending most of a quarter century covering airlines for the Dallas Morning News.

[Terry Maxon @tmaxon]

@MariaHalkias You have my every sympathy.

[Terry Maxon @tmaxon]

@davetarrantnews Annie took the photo?

[Terry Maxon @tmaxon]

@krobijake Yeah, I did it in one line, too. Darn. That was such a good starting word. It's the second time I've had to give up a good starting word because it happened to be the word of the day.

[Terry Maxon @tmaxon]

@HALcruises Final tally: Three hours and 26 minutes before the call was answered.

[Terry Maxon @tmaxon]

Hey, @HALcruises, I've been on hold for nearly an hour and a half with customer service. I was wondering if we're close to setting a record.

[Terry Maxon @tmaxon]

@krobijake @Report4America @StLouisAmerican Congrats!

[Terry Maxon @tmaxon]

@davetarrantnews Said the turkey on Thanksgiving morning.

[Terry Maxon @tmaxon]

@davetarrantnews Complain to the airline reporter.

[Terry Maxon @tmaxon]

@davetarrantnews I was in a funk for three days after I finished "Lonesome Dove." I can't recall another book that's had that effect on me, except maybe "Rascal."

[Terry Maxon @tmaxon]

@Evan_P_Grant

[Terry Maxon @tmaxon]

@davetarrantnews Go for it. I use it to read the New Yorker, WSJ, Road and Track, Car and Driver, Reader's Digest, Vanity Fair, Forbes, Fortune, the Atlantic, Sports Illustrated, Popular Mechanics, National Geographic and a bunch of others. It's a good value.

[Terry Maxon @tmaxon]

@davetarrantnews I probably would have let Annie sniff the snake if I'd been with you.

[Terry Maxon @tmaxon]

@tedreednc Does this mean I can't buy a PS5?

[Terry Maxon @tmaxon]

@davetarrantnews Smart people do. In this case...

[Terry Maxon @tmaxon]

The Texas Rangers have never lost a regular-season game in their current stadium. What other Major League Baseball team can say the same?

[Terry Maxon @tmaxon]

@tedreednc @rjgetsetgo That's the commrcial that has a pharmacist that looks like he's Jeffrey Epstein's frat brother?

[John Cleese @JohnCleese]

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[Terry Maxon @tmaxon]

@davetarrantnews Go ahead, cook fish in the communal microwave. Nobody will complain.

[Terry Maxon @tmaxon]

@davetarrantnews Not should you say, “I like your new hairstyle” or “I never knew that was your natural hair color.”