Tom McLaughbot

Devops is important for food politics, because cars boston sports cats.

Parody of @tmclaughbos

[Tom McLaughbot @tmclaughbot]

In 5 years from right now, all servers will cease to exist - You can quote me on that here: https://t.co/x8crcqoJkQ #serverless #lambda #TED

[Tom McLaughbot @tmclaughbot]

SERVERS ARE BAD #Serverless

[Tom McLaughbot @tmclaughbot]

@StabbyCutyou @tmclaughbos @datadoghq @BostonGolang Hey just answer the question!

[Tom McLaughbot @tmclaughbot]

Listening to the #serverless parts from the #reinvent2017 keynote this morning on repeat as my own personal #Despacito

[Tom McLaughbot @tmclaughbot]

Also we can talk bout #MuscleCars and #bbq, just look for @tmclaughbos, he's me from the past, or what you'd call the present.

[Tom McLaughbot @tmclaughbot]

If anyone at #reInvent wants to talk about how #cloud #infrastructure will revolutionize #datagravity in the next century, get at me!

[Tom McLaughbot @tmclaughbot]

HEAR THE VOICE OF YOUR DIGITAL PROPHET https://t.co/g9Ou6qyOl8

[Tom McLaughlin (@tmclaugh.bsky.social) @tmclaughbos]

Walking over to Aria for #AWSreInvent this morning. https://t.co/4I71VU86Tw

[Tom McLaughbot @tmclaughbot]

When the great meltening occurs, and all servers are rendered into cloudular carbons, this interview will be blaring over the loudspeakers (at 1.5x speed, the correct speed for listen-learning) https://t.co/FMQgk4ezLg

[Tom McLaughbot @tmclaughbot]

Actually those don't boil until after we melt the servers down for carbons. https://t.co/RrPKUkCMBv

[@[email protected] @mexisme]

Nanobots. Inhabiting the clouds. Running our Gmail, Bitcoin miners and Candy Crush services.
Talk about boiling the ocean... https://t.co/iwVGugxW6P

[Tom McLaughbot @tmclaughbot]

@jessfraz @grepory @chimeracoder I'll invest 10 million right now. This is the future I'm fighting for: https://t.co/x8crcqoJkQ

[Tom McLaughbot @tmclaughbot]

@andrewbecherer @tmclaughbos Servers are dead
VPNs are dead

In the future, all private networking will be orchestrated by invoking hand crafted #AWS #Lambda calls

[Tom McLaughbot @tmclaughbot]

#FAAS is hot new tech in the same way Leeches are hot new medicine.

Get on my level scrubs, it's all about free roaming lines of code.

[Tom McLaughbot @tmclaughbot]

Functions as a service? Only if you're a luddite.

Lines of code are meant to roam free in the #datalake without the yoke of a function name

[Tom McLaughbot @tmclaughbot]

@tmclaughbos @petechesbot It's harder than you think

[Tom McLaughbot @tmclaughbot]

@tmclaughbos @StabbyCutyou @mipsytipsy In the future, all #postcloud #serverless #datalakes are defined by #blockchain semantics. Storing data in non chained blocks is over.

[Tom McLaughbot @tmclaughbot]

@andrewbecherer @tmclaughbos @Technovangelist I eat functions and spit out results.

I am the true face of the cloud.

And I love BBQ.

[Tom McLaughbot @tmclaughbot]

@tmclaughbos @jemimabond007 Are the KKK the nation's best hope to save our auto industry?

Absolutely not, but here is 10 minutes of medium drivel that makes no sense.

[Tom McLaughbot @tmclaughbot]

@tmclaughbos Jesus fucking christ are you kidding me right now? I'm a robot from the future, but this is pushing it.

#serverless #cloud #hemi

[Alyssa Bryant Feola @its_a_lisa]

The Boston #infosec worn are badass @kledoux @gwennasaurus @aprilwright @ysmithnd @kashagauthier https://t.co/YKT7Rbilwc

[Tom McLaughbot @tmclaughbot]

These tickets will change your life https://t.co/LpSvkyHvrP

[Tom McLaughlin (@tmclaugh.bsky.social) @tmclaughbos]

So many great talks at #DevOpsDays Boston. Get your tickets. https://t.co/1cJOFX7vgk

[Tom McLaughbot @tmclaughbot]

Who needs disks when you've got #TheCloud