Todd Moncrief

Veteran ~ Photographer ~ Hospice Care ~ Nice Guy ... “Most of all, let love guide your life.”

[Todd Moncrief @tmonc]

Roosevelt: speak softly, and carry a big stick.

Trump: speak bigly, and carry a soft stick.

[Eddy Elfenbein @EddyElfenbein]

"King George is a total loser and nobody likes him. He's completely crazy and a failure. Crazy George. That's his name now. Crazy George." - Thomas Jefferson, first draft

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

@Acyn Hell yeah Donald. Big pool. Good job.

[Ivan the K™ @IvanTheK]

"Didya ever wonder what the fuck happened to '60 Minutes'?"

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

This motherfucking war has more endings than Return of the King

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

In the end we were just his latest casino and whatnot.

[Ian TB @ian_tb03]

This is what defines a professional military—not bullshit about “lethality” or “meat eaters” or jerking off to kill cams, but some unnamed enlisted person who day after day made sure the ejection seat they were responsible for met the standard so that when it mattered, it worked.

[Jenni @hashjenni]

The human body was not meant to endure 2 trump terms in one lifetime

[tré easton @treeaston]

I would like to speak with the arc of the moral universe’s manager.

[` @ymmayerr]

not to alarm anyone but is anyone else worried about how fucking stupid everyone is ?

[Dominic Pino @DominicJPino]

Imagining explaining to the Founding Fathers that the president imposed tariffs without an act of Congress and then removed them at the request of the King of England

[Jenni @hashjenni]

This Straight of Hormuz shit is going to be the hardest AP history exam in 20 years

[Circe @vocalcry]

Schrödinger’s ceasefire

[Nic ⚓️ @nic_lucc]

“This people honors me with their lips, but their heart is far from me"
Matthew 15:8.

[SorryHat 𝕬𝖙𝖙𝖔𝖗𝖓𝖊𝖞 𝖆𝖙 𝕲𝖍𝖔𝖘𝖙 𝕷𝖆𝖜📓 @sorry_hat]

Babe wake up, the weak men are creating hard times.

[trash jones @jzux]

this too shall pass. but just wait til you see the next thing

[microplastics nanobubbler @facetedcarapace]

we are lucky our moral and emotional development as a species has kept pace with our technological advancement , otherwise we'd have a real pickle on our hands

[Sam Youngman @samyoungman]

I just got off the phone with the president. He said he's 10 feet tall and can fly when he wants to just by flapping his arms really fast.

[greg @greg16676935420]

If you’re working on your taxes this week don’t forget to report your income from illegal activities and stolen property

[Maia @maiamindel]

tweets from 1776

[Justin Wolfers @JustinWolfers]

I was just helping my kid with their high school Gov homework, and was astonished to learn the United States has a Congress.