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[👑🗽 @_sosoqueens]

@Vhoyde @Tempy_B When I got a bad one I be waving at everyone walking like I’m the president

[phage @clubmoss_]

I am in the top .01% of listening to women

[Fel @feltheleb]

@VoicesByZane Love that they are still able to lift it.

Jesus Christ of Nazareth watching Mr Incredible being potentially capable of bearing the sins of all of humanity, past present and future:

[Teddy Badger @TeddyBthe3rd]

Can’t believe the 13 cigs I smoked last night aren’t sitting right with me this morning

[犬 @not__dog__]

Out there, beyond man's knowing

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

DMing my gf a picture of a little frog under a mushroom: it’s you

DMing a male friend I haven’t seen in 9 years a photo of Tony soprano: we are making moves next year

[wint @dril]

cow boy boots should cost $0.00

[Berwyn Choobs @sabatonfan69]

He is ignorant to the suffering of this world

[James @CaucasianJames]

u ever get butterflies in ur stomach as ur pulling up to ur buddy’s place

[pj @pjayevans]

(On the phone with jar jar binks while my friend tries to talk to me) hold on I’m on the phone with jar jar binks

[Haus of Decline @hausofdecline]

- hey my friend brought his gravity bong over
- that's sick, I love it when smoking weed is a nightmarish ordeal

[MS.PLAYTOOMUCH @47jessyka]

the urge to rear end ur friend when you’re driving behind them

[Skoopy @tetoboobs]

The fact this was actually found in the Mario 64 Source code Is fucking unsettling

[ray of torchlight @GaterHouser]

uncle weed will have you listening to the acoustic zeppelin songs thinking you should re read lord of the rings

cousin weed has you googling "mayan cell phones real" with all the curtains closed and your heart sounding like a jackhammer

[حسن @matttyboy60]

@chopsueyside maybe meeting brian griffin would get that reaction out of me