Tim Weeks

Clinging on to immaturity as long as I can

[Tim Weeks @tntweeks]

@NJTRANSIT_NJCL and @NJTRANSIT being delayed 30 mins without any update on why just keep ticking up that estimated time…..good thing they got rid of flex passes and keep raising prices!

[Tim Weeks @tntweeks]

One of the funnier parts of fatherhood is whenever my wife pumps we both say “that boy Shane can pump” and it gets us through it @shanetorres @IanKarmel @SeanSJordan

[Tim Weeks @tntweeks]

@SeanSJordan If pop punk is on the radio there is a 80% he produced it

[Tim Weeks @tntweeks]

@anipira Oh wow I guess I’ll just go fuck myself

[Desus MF Nice💯 @desusnice]

what happened to all those milk crates tho

[MLB @MLB]

Your UNANIMOUS AL MVP autographed some baseballs. Now we're giving them away to you.

RT for a chance to win!

(MLB x @ftx_app)

[Van Lathan Jr @VanLathan]

Y’all are too protective of politicians. Stop. Stop defending and putting it on the line for politicians. Please.

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

Charles Manson, who loved dune buggies and idolized The Beatles, arrived in Los Angeles with dreams of recording success. A thwarted record deal and an address mix-up led to him expressing his grievances in a way that many have issues with.

[Tim Weeks @tntweeks]

How is a nationally televised game on @espn blacked out on @fuboTV .... why is baseball so hard to actually access the games......

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

See you all at the next climate strike:)

[Josiah Johnson @KingJosiah54]

How Austin Rivers looking at Doc after the Sixers traded for George Hill

[Tim Weeks @tntweeks]

@truncj turned his older house into a smarter house!

[Tim Weeks @tntweeks]

Starting getting alerts for @mattswider tweets 3 days ago and already was able to get a PS5.....dude is the luck charm

[Tim Weeks @tntweeks]

“Would you like me to cast silence on you” was such a funny bit on the season #D20Wyrmwood

[Dimension 20 🎲 @dimension20show]

🚨GIVEAWAY ALERT🚨

@WyrmwoodGaming has given us a RARE mother of pearl vault that we're giving away!

👉Quote-RT this👈 with your favorite quote / dialogue from The Unsleeping City: Chapter II and use the hashtag #D20Wyrmwood and you might get selected!

https://t.co/wSkeEmfar2

[Anthony F. Irwin @AnthonyIrwinLA]

Gina Carano’s last meeting with Lucasfilm

[Pabst Blue Ribbon @PabstBlueRibbon]

Couldn’t afford a commercial.
Could afford this.

RT and we’ll give it away after the game.

[The White House 46 Archived @WhiteHouse46]

Today, President Biden rejoined the Paris Agreement on Climate Change.

[Michelle DiMartino @mdimartino_]

Joe Biden is the Pedialyte that this nation needs

[Death Star PR @DeathStarPR]

BEFORE: “The Rebels are being hysterical. We would never ACTUALLY blow up Alderaan.”

DURING: “Now isn’t the time to play politics and talk about the destruction of Alderaan.”

AFTER: “We need to move on from Alderaan to begin the healing for the good of the galaxy.”