jc

The Renaissance Man | 🇵🇪🇵🇪🇵🇪 | he/him

[willy 🌜💧 @willystaley]

Always had a nagging suspicion that Indianapolis wasn’t quite the town Paris is. But now we have data to prove it.

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

Sloth isn't such a bad sin. It keeps me from committing the other six.

[jc @toad_criteria]

@ShrinaPatel10 I have put 7 years into my statistics education for exactly this purpose

[bryn brrt @polar_barrett]

United: “we ran 300 statistical models saying that we can speed up our boarding process by 3 minutes and 12 seconds if we increase the number of boarding groups from 5 to 6”

Southwest: “we’re running our own version of the Stanford prison experiment”

[SLUG @generalslug]

ever since i learned “the eagle always faces forward” is an official USPS slogan it’s been a near-constant struggle not to mutter it like a cryptic greeting to every mail carrier i see

[Eden Dranger @Eden_Eats]

Me: Alexa, did I take too much Benadryl?

Hockey puck:

[jackson @squashedlikebug]

oven has a Window , microwave too , you can see All the way through a blender , but the Dish washer , oh No you could Never see in there , they Refuse to let us See what’s going on in there

[jackson @squashedlikebug]

i can’t say i’ve ever bird Watched but i’ve Stolen a glance or two when the moment Allowed for it

[jc @toad_criteria]

Every drink should be $1. Max.

[ratman @CoalPowers]

No. Why is it putting rocks in there. How did the water get taller

[jc @toad_criteria]

@Scooterboyy Now rank all real numbers 0-1

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

beautiful women named excessive heat warning until 10pm messaging me

[donald boat @laserboat999]

the problem with society is that liberals are too afraid to squint into the distance and make vague generalizations about the weather

[wint @dril]

thanks to state of the art technology i can cook a hamburger in my own house

[i heart glizzies @iheartglizzies]

new workout plan

[donald boat @laserboat999]

No dude you gotta keep living in squalor and filth, if you keep sewermaxxing one day a female rodent will scurry up your tunnel

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

Most squirrel bites originate at the front, or “bitey end,” of the squirrel.