Insubordinate Colleague

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[Insubordinate Colleague @toastRiot]

@legalshmendrik @ConnorColson Sorry about that

[Insubordinate Colleague @toastRiot]

@legalshmendrik @ConnorColson https://t.co/LGxoES55Tu

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@legalshmendrik @ConnorColson https://t.co/VfuZRUklAM

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@egrlinterrupted Embrace your crazy. Well. That's what I do. My mum kinda understands

[Insubordinate Colleague @toastRiot]

@nastywomanatlaw Sounds like goals

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@nomoreevictions Remake of Blues Brothers?

[Insubordinate Colleague @toastRiot]

Boss: what a great day!
Me:

[Calathea Whisperer @BitchWithA_W]

dear god today is a fucking horrible day jesus fucking christ

[Insubordinate Colleague @toastRiot]

@JessiRae2015

[Insubordinate Colleague @toastRiot]

@JessiRae2015 By business casual do you mean not wearing pants?

[Insubordinate Colleague @toastRiot]

@SpideyAtLaw

[Insubordinate Colleague @toastRiot]

@katesquire Using this tomorrow at work

[Insubordinate Colleague @toastRiot]

Boss: That meeting was something
Me: Yeah. Something that should have been an email that I would delete upon finding in my inbox

[Insubordinate Colleague @toastRiot]

@Riverlife49 I'm happy for you. Enjoy the quiet

[Insubordinate Colleague @toastRiot]

Boss: Why do you think you're better than everyone?
Me: You've met the people that work here right?

[Insubordinate Colleague @toastRiot]

Boss: why do you think everyone here is stupid?
Me: have you met the people I work with?
Boss: well you have been working a lot with James' group
Me:

[Insubordinate Colleague @toastRiot]

boss: what happened to your elbow?
me: i think i sprained it doing the "jerk off" motion during our last corporate webinar

[Insubordinate Colleague @toastRiot]

@curvy_wino seems pretty normal where i live

[Insubordinate Colleague @toastRiot]

boss: what is your greatest hope for the coming year?
me: getting hit by a bus

[Insubordinate Colleague @toastRiot]

boss: i thought you said Andy's idea was crap?
me: i did
boss: then when did you say, "sounds cool" when it was announced at the meeting?
me: i say all crappy ideas "sounds cool"
boss: you a lot of my ideas "sound cool"
me: very true

[Insubordinate Colleague @toastRiot]

Boss: you don’t look good
Me: too many Snickers for lunch
Boss: how many did you eat?
Me: five